SaTzu One-Shots

Third Wheel

"But Mom!" Tzuyu whined.

She couldn't believe this. Earlier that day she invited her girlfriend, Sana, to her house. She totally expects Sana to sleep over (as usual), so she cleaned her room the best she could. Tzuyu and Sana have been dating for several months now. They haven't exactly been "innocent", but the farthest they've gone is makeout sessions. Needless to say, Tzuyu was ready to... get it on.

Her parents had told her that she would have the house to herself for a few hours, that was the perfect time for them to... you know.

But now all her plans are ruined because her mother is being a-

"You have to babysit tonight, Tzuyu," her mother says sternly. Tzuyu almost wanted to cry.

"But Sana is coming over!"

"I told you, she can come over, but you still have to babysit." Tzuyu's mother grabbed her purse.

"Oh, so you can have a nice double date with your friends but I can't have alone time with my girlfriend?" Tzuyu pouted. Her mother sighed, walking towards Tzuyu and grabbing her chin.

"No, you can't."

God damn.

"Dad?" Tzuyu looked at her father for help. He looked at her with sad eyes.

"Don't look at me, I don't even want to go out." Well, he's no help.

"Who is this kid anyways?" Tzuyu accepted that she'll never get out of this. She might as well know who her third wheel is.

"Her name is Somi, she's the child of the friends I'm going out with tonight."

"Oh, so your friends can just dump their kid with me and have a nice night but I-"

Tzuyu stopped herself when her mother glared at her. She knew that glare, it was the 'keep complaining and I'll show Sana your baby photos' glare.

"Alright, that's cool. I can do that." Tzuyu quickly nodded. Her mother smiled brightly, patting Tzuyu on the head before heading towards the door. Her father quickly followed her.

"Tell Sana we said hi," her father said with a small smile.

"I will."

"Also..." Tzuyu's mother grabbed her chin again and looked her straight in the eyes. "Do not do anything... inappropriate in front of the kid."

"Um..." Tzuyu bit her bottom lip. "Is that rule really necessary?"

"Tzuyu." There's that glare again.

"I'll try." Tzuyu sure as hell wasn't going to fully promise that she won't try... stuff.

That was apparently satisfactory for her mother, because she just shrugged and put on her coat. There was a loud honk outside, signifying that her mother's friends and kid were here. After a few seconds, a little girl wearing a large backpack, presumably Somi, trotted into the house.

"Hello Mr. and Mrs. Chou. I would like to thank you and your daughter for accepting to babysit me on such short notice," Somi smiled poliety. Tzuyu rolled her eyes as her parents practically gushed at Somi's politeness.

"It's no problem at all, Tzuyu is super excited to babysit you!"

"Well-"

"Bye! Don't burn down the house!" Her parents disappeared in record time. Tzuyu sighed and slammed the door shut. She turned around and looked at the kid, who was still smiling politely.

I guess this isn't so bad, she seems like a good kid.

Tzuyu felt a shiver run down her spine when Somi's smiled turned slight sadistic.