You sat alone in the mess hall. It was 2 in the morning, and you couldn't sleep. And worst of all, you had training with solider the next day!
You sighed, and looked around the room. Lonely, so terribly lonely. You never liked to be alone. Especially at night.
Then, an idea hit you. 'I'll go ask sniper if I can sleep with him!' But, that idea was shot down. 'I couldn't wake him, he needs his sleep too'
"Damn...." You mumbled, laying you head on the table.
I thud from the hall caused you to jump. You ran to grab a weapon, that weapon being a spoon. You groan, like that's gonna do any good.
You wait around the corner for whoever is coming. You're heart pounding, and then you swing.
"GAAAHHH!" The person tells in surprise as they're hit with a spoon.
You look at them, blushing. Sniper lay on floor, holding his red cheek. He looked up at you, and chuckled.
"Wot was that for, Sheila?" He asks as he stands up.
You hide the spoon behind your back.
"Don't worry 'bout it, Sheila." He said as he got himself a snack from the fridge.
"Wot ya doing up at this time?" He asked concerned.
"I...can't sleep..." you said, embarrassed.
You heard him chuckle, and you looked up. He finished his snack, and walked up to you. He looked down at you, frowning.
"Bad dreams?" He asked, crossing his arms over his chest.
"Y-yeah..." you said, shivering at the thought of your nightmares.
Sniper nodded, thoughtful. Then, his face light up. He placed his hands in his hips.
"Ya can sleep with me in meh camer tonight if ya loike." He said, waiting for an answer.
"Really? Are you sure?" You asked, eyes widening in shock.
"Coures I'm sure! Can't have meg lil' sister having bad dreams." He said, then covered his mouth.
"Huh?" You looked at him confused, "little sister...?"
Sniper signed, "Sorry, (y/n), ya just look'n'act loike my sister back home." He said blushing.
You smiled, loving the idea of sniper as a big bro.
"Well, I don't mind, I've always wanted a big bro!" You said happily.
This made sniper smile, and he nodded.
"Aolright then, let's get ta bed. Big day tomorrow." He said as he started walking off.
You smiled as you followed him. Humming at the idea of finally having a big brother. And as kick-ass one at that!!
~ off in the distance~
"Well, zat is an interesting turn of events.." spy said, shrugging as he turned and walked back to his room.
~ me~
"well now that they're gone....PARTY IN THE MESS HALL!"
I say as pyro jumps out and throws glitter everywhere.
Me and him then have a party, the END.......................................................................
Or is it....?
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Fanfiction⚠CURRENTLY BEING RE-WRITTEN AND UPDATED⚠ It's a one shot pile, guys. Random one shots of the mercs. That's it. Idk what else you were expecting. Very indulgent. Sometimes ignores canon but mainly only small bits are ignored.
