Wizard: So, what, I'm just supposed to do anything Alchemist Cookie does? I mean, what if she jumped off a cliff?
Vampire: If Alchemist Cookie were to jump off a cliff, she would've done her due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Alchemist Cookie jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Wizard: You jump off a cliff!
Vampire: Gladly. Provided Alchemist did first.
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cookie run incorrect quotes
Randomi dont expect anyone to read this, bc i made this for my friend as a joke, but hey. here are some cookie run incorrect quotes some of these are based on my headcanons
