Theater Gods

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by -Weirdlmao-

by -Weirdlmao-

(CONTEXT IS FOR THE WEAK BWAHAHAHAHA)

Crusher: The time has come to make a sacrifice to the theater gods. *Lights candle*

Darington: I say we sacrifice the Band kids...

Zeg: But Zeg and Stripes band kids?!

Stripes: YEAH WHAT ABOUT OUR AGREEMENT?!

Darington: Oh yeah..

Pickle: Then the only reasonable solution would to do the orchestra kids-

Starla: IF YOU DO US YOU GUYS ARE GONERS!

Crusher: Ok, ok orchestra is out of the question...

Pickle: Agreed...

Starla: You could maybe do the art kids...?

Watts: BUT STAR ME AND DARINGTON ARE ART KIDS!

Darington: YEAH, AND I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS?!

Starla: THIS IS LIFE AND DEATH WE ARE TALKING ABOUT GUYS!

Pickle: Starla's right, you know if there isn't a sacrifice none of us will survive!

Watts: True true, but what should we do though..?

All: Hmm.....

Crusher: Wait. Hey who here is in choir?

Blaze: *raises hand*

Crusher: You maybe we should do the choir kids...

Blaze: Wait what-

Darington: NO NOT B DO ANYONE ANYTHING ELSE!

Pickle: Well... *Looks at Speedrick* We can always do the jocks, cheerleaders and sport kids...

Zeg: Think that sound fair!

Speedrick: WAIT WHY CAN'T WE DO THEATER?!

Starla: We physically can't do that, rick- Plus no one really cares about sports...

Speedrick: I DO?!

Crusher: I'm not really sorry but the cult has came to a decision.

Watts: Yeah sorry Rick your just going to have to take the downfall!

Speedrick: BUT I-

Pickle: This meeting has now been dismissed! *Bangs gavel*

Blaze: Great meeting everyone!

Speedrick: WHAT THE EVER LIVING FUCK JUST HAPPENED?!