SHH...!

part 1

[It's a dark night.AS and HM are in an unknown place,waring civil dresss,walking by a desolated road having field and trees around them.You can hear some sounds of owls and wolfs.Both AS and HM are tired of walking.]
HM:Aur kitni dur chalna padega, sir?
AS:Aap jaha chal rahe hai hum vhi wahi chal rahe hai haseena ji.Agaar humme rasta pata hota toh...
HM:Toh short cut liya hi kyun?aab yeh long cut hogaya!!
AS:Arey!apne dekha na rasta bandh thaa...aur kisne socha thaa ki petrol khatam ho jayega..as paas toh hotel bhi nehi dikh raha hai..
HM:Matlab apko aur humko ek hotel mein rehna padega?
AS:Woh milega tab na!!
HM:Ek baat batayiye apne humme bulaya hi kyun yaha?
AS:Humne apko yaha thodi bulaya hai...humne toh socha tha ek mahina se hum aur aap ek sath vakt nehi bitaya..
HM:Ji?
AS:Ek mahina se ek important baate kehna chah rahe the lekin vakt nehi mil raha thaa toh socha tha lambaa sair mein chal ayee...
HM:lambaa kya?
AS:long drive mein ayee toh ekarasata dur hojaye aur taza hokar kaam suru kar payenge..
HM:Accha thik hai!bataiye!pura raat apka baate sunenge...kyun ki humme nehi lagta ki aaj raat ghar pauch payenge....
AS:Anubhav kapoor kaun hai?
HM:Ji?
AS:Humne apko recent case ke update bhej ne ke liye kaha thaa..waha humme yeh mila..ek baat bataiye yeh fatima mirza apki tarah kyun lagta hai?
[AS shows her the id of Fatima.HM hesitates and takes the paper]
HM:Yeh apko kisne...ohoo Santosh Sharma ko kaha thaa yeh waha kyun bhej diya isne...
I'm sorry sir!ek case ke silsila mein humne apka naam keh diya thaa...
AS:Duniya ke 700 crore isnsaan se apko humara naam hi kyun yaad ayaa?
[HM is silent]
AS:woh bhi poorv pati?
HM:aa...woh...ek minute yeh apka important baat thaa?
AS:(hesitates)Aa..zarur humare atma samman ka sawal hai yeh!!
HM:🤦‍♀️Nehi matlab baas itni si baate kehne ke liye aap humme lucknow se itni dur le ayaa...aab apke chakkar mein hum rasta bhatak gaye hai...
AS:aap...
[Suddenly he feels to drops of water from have fallen on him.Before realizing anything,heavy rain starts]
HM:Aab iska hi kamee thii...jaldi chaliye..
[HM and AS run and take shelter under copse of trees.Both of them are wet]
AS:Lijiye apko hotel mein raat nehi bitana tha na?aab yaha raat bitana padega...
HM:Aap ese bol rahe hai jese iss sab ke liye hum guilty hai..agaar aap aaj raat humme nehi bulate aur woh short cut nehi lete toh yeh sab kuch nehi hota...aab aap hi bataiye kya kare?
AS:Ek minute hum durvash karte hai...
[AS takes his mini phone and then think something]
HM:Kya hua?
AS:Pysa nehi hai phone pe..
HM:Oho!aab kya kare?😩
[She feels like crying.AS notices she feels cold]
AS:apko thaand lag rahi hai?
HM:Nehi,humme apka jacket nehi chahiye!!
AS:Humne kab kaha hum apko jacket denge?😏
(romantically)Valki humme apse kuch chahiye..
HM:K..kya?
AS:Woh chahiye...(AS steps ahead close to HM and She steps behind)
HM:Woh matlab?
AS:bata de?
HM:N..n..nehi!
AS:Batane se behtar sidha karke hi dikhate hai...
[There was very tiny place.So,HM had no other place to step behind.They are now very close to each other]
HM:Dekhiye aap limit mein rahiye!
AS:limit mein rahenge toh pura raat kyse bitega?
HM:Sir!!
AS:Please!!
[AS comes closer to HM and she closes her eyes in fear.Surprisingly AS takes the hand bag from HM. HM opens her eyes]
HM:Aab yeh kar k..ya rahe hai aap?
AS:Kaha na karke dikhate hai..apke phone le rahe hai...pin number bata dijiye... aa...ya phir aap hi apke credit card se kuch paysa humare phone pe sthaanaantaran kar dijiye..plzz...kisi ko call nehi karenge toh phir pure raat yaha kyse bitayenge?
[HM leaves a sigh]
HM:T..toh aap..p yehi keh rahe thee?
AS:Haan!kyun?apne kya socha?
HM:Kuch nehi!!dijiye hum khud hi call karte hai..
[HM takes the bag and tries to find out her phone but can't]
AS:Kya hua?
HM:Shit!!phone lana bhul gaye!
AS:Aap apne saath phone nehi rakhte hai?
HM:Humne socha tha thodi si baate karenge toh phone lekar kya kare?
AS:Uttam!Ati Uttam!!😑😑
[Suddenly lightning strikes in the sky.AS and HM are about to hug each other but they stop]
HM:apko dar nehi laga?
AS:Dar? hum itni asaani se nehi darte!😎
[Suddenly A wolf howls.AS gets afraid and hugs HM.He had the phone with him which falls on the road. HM dosen't hold her]
HM:Thodi der pehle humne suna hai ki yaha ek insaan joh bilkul nehi darte hai..
[AS hesitates and releases her.He notices his phone on the water of the road]
AS:Humare durvash!!
[AS goes to pick up his phone but a car passes in front of him sprinkling water at AS by the wheel and he is now covered with the dirty rain water.HM chuckles]
AS:Apko hasi aa raha hai?humara phone!accha hua woh badmash gari pahiya phone ke upar se nehi chala...
HM:Ek minute,iss sunsan jaga pad gari chala hai...toh aas paas zarur koi rehta hai...
AS:Apka isse fikar hai ki aas paas kaun rehta hai...aur hum gande paani se naha liya,humara phone ka halat kharap gaye isme apka koi fikar nehi hai?
[HM takes out her handkerchief from her bag]
HM:Humne toh apko accha phone gift kiya hi tha...kya humne apko kaha tha usse lota kar esa cheap phone use kare?
[HM wipes the dirty water from AS's face and they keep staring]
HM:Dekhte hi rahenge ya gari ko follow bhi karenge?
AS:Haan!haan!chaliye...
[Though it is still now raining,they walk quickly on the road where the car went]