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Before Marriage:
Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait.
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: No don't even think about it.
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will.
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: Never. Why are you even asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance I get.
...
Girl: Will you hit me?
Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy?
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes.
Girl: Darling!
After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~AUTHORS NOTE ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Hi guys I just wanted to say this is so funny so if you have any jokes , songs or quotes leave them in the comments

BBBBYYYYYEEEEE!

~TAZIA

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