hi unicorns i hope you laugh at this joke. I know its not christmas but i saw this and couldnt stop laughing so enjoy. also when I updated the set of quots i accednetly wrote 4 insted of 5 so my mistake
byyyyyyyyyyeeeee
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9-1-1
Parody of "Jingle Bells"
Dashing through the snow, on a pair of broken skis
Over the hills we go, crashing into trees!
The snow is turning red, I think I might be dead,
I woke up in the hospital with stitches in my head, oh!
9-1-1, 9-1-1, Santa Claus is dead!
Rudolph took a .44 and shot him in the head, oh!
Barbie Doll, Barbie Doll, tried to save his life,
But G.I. Joe from Mexico stabbed him with a knife!
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Quotes, Songs and Jokes
Humorthis is a book that can be funny, sad or meaningful. This book Is filled with song lyrics quotes and a few jokes. I really hope you enjoy this. FROM TAZIA
