Quinn and Poison

15: The Proposal

Harley and Ivy were walking past his lair, through the back door. Joker always left the back door open. And Harley knew that. She always glipped away when she couldn't take the abuse anymore.

Harley tried the doorknob. She scoffed. Of course Joker didn't learned his lesson. They glipped inside.

Too quiet.

Where was everyone? Harley looked around and saw blood.

"Red, there's blood."

"Yeah, I see it."

They walked past the kitchen into the big place where Harley hated being. Harley had her bat ready. Her big hammer with her too. You never know.

She saw some familiar green hair on the floor.

"Red"

"Jokers hair?"

Harley sighed. He knew they were here. "He knows where here. He does that. When people want him dead and enter his lair, he stages his kidnapping."

Harley put her bat somewhere. She knew Joker wanted her. "Red, Joker is definitely listening to what we're doing, so I want you to fake killing me." Harley grabbed one of Ivys plants and scratched herself with it. She tried not to scream from the pain.

"Harls wtf."

"shh, just follow me." they walked at the backdoor and but the part of the plant with blood on the ground. She looked at her wound, which was open. She squeezed the wound and blood rained like a waterfall out.

"Harls, you're losing too much blood."

"Ik but it's for my plan. Go, hide in that bush."

She looked on the floor with her blood. She took the part with the plant and threw it away. Harley sighed. "AAAAH"

She ran into the bushes next to Ivy who was looking at her confused.

The girls waited in silence. After a few minutes Joker came running out and saw the blood. He cursed under his breath but the girls could hear him.

"So what was your plan?" Ivy asked in a whisper voice.

"Let him think I'm kidnapped or worse, dead."

Ivy looked at the Joker as he was looking at the blood and smelled it. "Frick, it is Harleys blood. Someone took my wife." Ivy snickered. She couldn't believe Joker called Harley 'his wife'

Harley was clear with him.

"Johnny! Arnold!"

2 goons come running out.

"She's taken."

The goons nod and run with Joker away from his lair to search for Harley, who was in the bushes the whole time. The girls stepped out the bushes and entered Jokers lair again.

"Now, why did you want him out?"

"Because Red, I'm gonna set a trap." Ivy was done with Harley but she followed her. Ivy sighed. This may not be a good idea, but she went for it.

"Harls, wait."

Harley turned around and saw Ivy kneeling on one knee. She gasped as tears fell, done on her top.

"Harley, you are the most extraordinary, crazy, fun and gorgeous girl I've ever seen and I would like to spend my whole life with you." ivy stopped for a bit. "Would you make me the happiest girl alive by marrying me?"

Harley remained shocked. She hugged Ivy hard. "Yes! Yes, I will!" Harley knew, that this right moment was her happiest day.

She couldn't believe it. She was just engaged to the most gorgeous woman living on this planet. Now, she had to go and put the trap. She may be engaged, but Joker won't be getting killed by itself.

"Let's go."