People that need to pipe the f*ck down #2: Mello Yello.
So in Australia, I don't know about the rest of the world Fanta, Sprite and Lift are getting "retro" cans and carton packages. I don't know I think they think that it's great advertisement, it's not. Anyway, Lift is now called Mello Yello....This probably bothers me more than anyone else because it's not really stupid right? Oh but it is my friends.
In the sixth grade my substitute teacher told the class a rhyme during science class. The rhyme was: If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down.
So basically this whole new awesome advertisment that the Coca-Cola Company has is a complete bust, people are not thinking of this "yello mello" as a delicious drink but as urine. Is that what you really want?
I think the Coca-Cola company should check themselves before they wreck themselves
Bro do you even Mello Yello? No because you're basic as f*ck.
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People That Need To Pipe The F*ck Down
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