Frazel Memes

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Frazel Meme #1

Percy, clearing his throat: Here we have a beautiful couple-

Hazel: I really care about your feelings!

Frank: I care about your feelings too!

Percy, turning his head: and the Disaster gays. 

Nico: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE INFIRMARY

Will: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE INFIRMARY IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITH IN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU. 

(A/N: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAA! Okay, let me stop laughing like a maniac-)

Frazel Meme #2

After the Mark Of Athena

Hazel: Um, I kind of have a . . .(mumbles)

Nico: A what?

Hazel: A boyfriend. . .?

Nico: WHAT

Nico: WHO IS HE?

Nico: IF HE HURTS YOU HE WILL NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY AGAIN

Nico: HE WILL FACE ETERNAL PUNISHMENT IF HE SO MUCH AS DARES TO HARM A HAIR ON YOUR HEAD. 

Nico: WHO IS HE?

Hazel: Calm down, it's Frank. 

Nico: Oh

Nico: Oh okay he's cool. 

Frazel Meme #3

Frank: Why are people so obsessed with top or bottom?  Honestly, I would just be excited to have a bunk bed. 

Percy: . . .

Annabeth: . . .

Hazel: . . .

Jason: . . .

Piper: . . .

Leo: . . . 

Reyna: . . .

Nico: I'm going to tell him. 

Everyone: Don't you dare. 

Frazel Meme #4

Frank and Hazel: *Holds hands*

Frank:

Frank: Hazel let's stop we should wait until marriage.

Hazel: Ok. 

(A/N: Hazel just accepted to marry Frank without realizing it!)

Frazel Meme #5

Frank: We lost our son in the park. 

Police: Ok well, how does he look like? 

Hazel:

Frank:

Hazel: 

Police: Surely you know how your son looks like, right?

Hazel: Well

Frank: he may be a huge fluffy grizzly bear

Frank: Or an eagle 

Frank: Or a swarm of bees.

Hazel: Ok Frank we'll stop there. 

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