Chapter 3 Part 1: Commit jump down stairs.

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We start off with Ronaldo saying hi to MatPat in Portuguese. He then asked Goku why is he depressed? Goku responded about how he is still upset over the drinky drink. Ronaldo then shot him with a gun. "Ah yes, I feel much better now." said Goku. As Zamasu came in. Ronaldo said Hi in Portuguese, as Merged Zamasu was about to say hi back but Ronaldo told him to shhh. "Can you go away?" asked Merged Zamasu annoyed. "Anyways, so I want to tell you that, you guys are idiots and did not realize that there is a second floor in this school." he continued. 

He then showed him the stairs. "These are the stairs to the 2nd room." said Merged Zamasu. "You walk up them, if you can't, or fall down the stairs then you are an idiot and deserve to die." "But, I need my automatic stairway thingy." said Granny Sans. "And I need my piggyback ride!" said Ajit Pai. "Those sound like you problems and I couldn't care less." said Merged Zamasu. He then showed them the hallway, "This is the hallway, this is where rooms will be connected."  said Fused Zamasu. "Now there are three rooms I'm going to show you." he continued. 

As he showed everyone the first room. "This is the diner, it has no purpose to be here except to be a diner." said Merged Zamasu. MatPat then walked towards Zamasu and just stood there. "What?" he said. MatPat continued to stay there. "WHAT DO YOU WANT?!" he asked. "JUST SPEAK!" PPCS (Ping Pong Cup Shots) was about to go up and say something for MatPat. But then had a stroke. "Can we just move on please?!" asked Sotp Sign. "That's a good idea." said Merged Zamasu. 

As he then showed us the next room. "This is the weapons room, you use it to find weapons." said Merged Zamasu. "I love weapons!" said Sonic.  "Who is that girl?" said Charles Marinet. "Is she our transfer student?" "No wait! This is my assassin buddy! Maki Harukawa." said Fliqpy. "She's my best friend, we've killed many people togeth- Wait was that a spoiler?" asked Fliqpy. "This entire room in general is a spoiler, so it doesn't matter." said Merged Zamasu.  "Does this mean you were at the same orphanage?" MatPat asked Fliqpy. "Yes I am an orphan you bully!" answered Fliqpy. "I guess that means when you can't play baseball since you can't find home." said MatPat roasting Fliqpy. Fliqpy started crying. "Insulting an orphan/war veteran is illegal, your getting arrested." said Sotp Sign. 

We then get showed to the final room. "This is the bouncy castle, do whatever you want in here, I really don't care." said Merged Zamasu. They all decided to bounce in the castle for a little while. "Now imma go bounce out of the castle.." said Zamasu. He then bounced high and backflipped out of the room.

Now the room is just, Charles Marinet, Fliqpy, Dove Cameron, MatPat, Knuckles, and Ajit Pai. "I have an idea, we should tear down the stage that Dr. Dedede and Fanny made, because Fanny is mean, and Dr. Dedede is dead." said Charles Marinet. "Yes, I agree." said Fliqby. They then went to the stage to destroy it, while they were destroying it, the 1 ton weight almost fell on Ajit Pai. "Don't worry I'm ok, I had my helmet on." he said. As they continued destroying the stage. "Oh wait, the ton weight destroyed the stage for us!" said Marinet, as there was nothing left to the stage. "Huh what happened?" said Flippy, back to his normal self. "Why do I have a helmet and a hammer?" "Don't ask questions you can't answer, idiot man." said MatPat. 

We then cut to, Priest Kid, PPCS, C. Ronaldo,  FoxBox, Sotp Sign, Granny Sans, and Goku, in the cafeteria. "I have an idea." said Granny Sans. "We are going to jump down the stairs. PPCS you go first, my grandson, since I want you to enjoy your youth." As she set up a bunch of pillows,"Okay but who should go with me?" asked PPCS. "How about FoxBox?" said Priest Kid. "Sim julho, pule as escadas para nós." Said Ronaldo to FoxBox. As they went to a high part of the staircase and jumped off them, but the pillows only bounced them to a stair that wasn't covered with a pillow as PPCS hit his head and bounced into a wall with FoxBox. 

"Where are we?" said Priest Kid. "My head hurts..." said PPCS. "It's bleeding." Ronaldo then starting speaking about this being a abandoned room in Portuguese. "The detention room! NOOOO! I don't like that room! I've been in there after beating up a child who just defeated cancer." said Goku. "YOU WHAT?!" said PPCS. "I thought he was strong." said Goku. "Anyways why are we in here?" asked Granny Sans. "What does this door lead too?" asked Priest Kid. "Okay let's check it out, but I'm going first since I want to keep my grandbabies safe." said Granny Sans. "No I'll go I'm an officer." said Sotp Sign. "Uh ok...." said Granny Sans. As they all go in the room. 

"Oh god? What is this place?" said Sotp Sign. "I think it's a medieval torture room." said Priest Kid.  "Oh I see. It's a torture room." responded Sotp Sign. "Ay caramba! Esta sala é muito perigosa." said Ronaldo. "We should get out of here." said Granny Sans. "Agreed I am scarred for life from this room." said Sotp Sign. "Same. Let's never go in this room again." said Goku. "Alright I'm gonna make it, so we don't leave the room, the room leaves us. Ready?" said Priest Kid. As he made the room leave. So now it's just a white space filled with noting.

We then cut to Dove Cameron and MatPat. "Okay MatPat, we need to further investigate using our computer machine. You ready?" said Dove. "I am ready." said MatPat. "It's so nice being with someone who can explain the entire FNAF lore." said Dove. As she turned around and saw the computer broken. "The computer! It's broken! Who could've done this?!" asked Dove. "Seems like the mastermind found out we had the computer." said MatPat. "Oh no, does this mean one of us is the mastermind?!" asked Dove. "Oh no, I just gave you the computers. I knew you were gonna do something with it. So I wanted to give you a false sense of hope." said Merged Zamasu. "Oh ok, I'm gonna go hide in the file cabinet." said Dove. "That's depressing." said Zamasu. "But no one is as depressed as Sayori, idiot." said MatPat. "Your jokes can't always revolve around Doki-Doki." said Merged Zamasu. MatPat, then disappears. 

Now everyone is at the cafeteria all seeing the map that PPCS has expanded to include the 2nd floor. "Now I'm gonna play this song, this will inspire people to kill each other." said Merged Zamasu. As he played a song, I don't honestly know where the song is from so I can't give you the link. Everyone then started saying that this songs brings joy. "Wait, this wasn't supposed to happen." said Merged Zamasu. Then he stopped playing the music. "That's it, I'm out." he said.


That's about it for this chapter. Stay tuned for more of whatever this is.


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