Chapter 3 Part 2: Work At Pizza Place

8 0 0
                                        

We start off with Knuckles and MatPat bouncing on the trampoline, "I'm bouncing. :D" says Knuckles. "No your not.." replies MatPat dramatically. "MY THEORY IS THAT YOU ARE NOT BOUNCING." "Yes I am, dumbass. Do you not see me?" Knuckles tells MatPat. "Yes, but I am bouncing higher.." says MatPat. He says as he bounces himself so high he is not shown. "See Knuckles, I bounced so high I am not even present in the bounce house anymore." he says. "That's how cool I am." he says confidently. "Well I bounced so high I deleted myself off the bounce house.." says Knuckles. "I don't even know where am I." Knuckles says. "Same." says MatPat. "Did we really think this through?" "Nope, now we are stuck on top of the bounce house and we can't get off." Knuckles says. They jump down. "Okay, here is what we are going to do, we are going to do a extreme 1v1 game of Rock Paper Scissors." says MatPat. "Okay." says Knuckles. "Ready?" asks MatPat. "Yes." says Knuckles. "Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!" They both say. MatPat pulls out a picture of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, while Knuckles brings out a pair of scissors. "Rock beats scissors, I win." says MatPat. "The Rock always wins." "Knuckles would punch the photo of The Rock. "NOOOOOOOOO!" he cries out.

We cut to Ajit Pai and Ping Pong Cup Shots in the weapon room. "Why am I here and why are you here?" asks Ajit. "You are irrelevant and barely show up. Unlike me. Who is the smartest besides my friend who is alive and clearly not dead, Nickel. Because he knows the right thing to do in sadness and in distress, and it is to launch us in a state of crippling depression where you'll eventually commit sudoku." "Ok." replies PPCS. "Here's this banana to help you become smarter." "I highly doubt a banana will make you smarter but thanks anyways, someone actually gave me a gift that I will use by eating." Ajit Pai says back. "As a matter of fact I will eat it right now." he says, before eating most the banana with the peel. "Well, I don't want the rest, you can have it, but thanks, I feel a lot smarter now. Because of this P O T A S S I U M." "Glad you enjoyed it." says PPCS.

Meanwhile Cristiano Ronaldo and FoxBox are at the diner dash. "Ah, olá Julho." says Ronaldo. "Como vai?" The FoxBox just stands still. "Bom, ok. Vou fazer seu milkshake agora." Ronaldo continues, as he burns the milkshake. "Ok, aqui está o seu milkshake queimado, mas cuiado, está muito quente." FoxBox would float away. "Onde você está indo? Você não quer o seu milkshake?" asks Ronaldo. As FoxBox continues floating away, "Não, não, por favor, não vá embora!" exclaims Ronaldo. FoxBox just leaves.

Then everyone gathers up at the cafeteria, "Alright everyone, I have a plan." says Ajit Pai. "Also the fact that we can all sit in this dining hall together is kind of depression..." "Anyways, everyone follow me to the diner dash..." "Ok." says Ronaldo following him. "You know what, I am not going to follow him, except I will." says MatPat getting ready to follow him. As everyone murmurs stuff to each other and leaves to follow Ajit for his brilliant plan.

We see MatPat, Knuckles, Charles Marinet, Ronaldo, Sotp Sign, and Dove Cameron at the diner dash. "I've called you all, because we need to make a delicious pizza pie." says Ajit Pai. "I love KETCHUP!" says Knuckles. "So do I." says Ajit Pai. "Ronaldo, MatPat, and Knuckles. Go away, go find ingredients for pizza. Ronaldo will get the cheese, MatPat will get the squishy brown thing idk what it's called, and Knuckles will get the red juice, idk what that's called either." Ajit commands. They all go on to find the ingredients for pizza. "Now as for the rest of you, sit there and look pretty, you maid." says Ajit. "I am looking very pretty today, thank you for noticing." says Sotp Sign. "Excuse me but I am not Kirumi Tojo from the hit game Danganronpa V3 Killing Harmony." Charles Marinet, voice actor for Mario tells Ajit. "More like Dan-" "More like Danganronpa Nee Hee, hee hee hee I'm so funny." says Charles interrupting Ajit Pai.

We cut to Merged Zamasu and MatPat on the stairs, "What's with this language?" Merged Zamasu asks. "Um...Did you say something?" asks MatPat. "Oh it's nothing." Zamasu replies. "I guess you can say it's fancy." "Ah, thanks yours is cute." replies MatPat. "Cute, Did you just completely miss the symbolism or something?" questions M. Zamasu. "It's clearly about the feeling of giving up how can that be cute?" "I know that, I just meant, the language I guess." says MatPat. "I was trying to say something nice." "Eh, you mean I have to try that hard to come up with something nice to say?" pardons Zamasu. "Thanks but it didn't come out nice at all." "Well I do have a couple of suggestions." says MatPat. "Well if I was looking for suggestions, I would've looked at someone who actually liked it, which people did btw. Monika liked it, and MC did too." replies Zamasu. "So based on that, I'll give you some suggestions of my own. First of all-" "Excuse me I appreciate the offer but I spent a long time establishing my writing style." declines MatPat. "MC liked it too, he even told me he was impressed by it." says M. Zamasu. "Oh? I didn't realize you were trying to impress our new member. MatPat." "E-eh?! That's not what I.." says MatPat. "Maybe your just jealous that MC appreciates my advice more than yours." says MatPat. "How do you know he appreciates your advice more, are you that full of yourself?" replies Zamasu. "I know, if I was full of myself I would deliberately go out of my way to make everything I do to look overly cutesy." "Yeah well you know what?! At least my chest didn't magically grow a size once MC showed up." angrily said Merged Zamasu. "Merged Zamasu!" cried out MatPat, Merged Zamasu that's a bit umm..." said Monika, popping out of nowhere. "This doesn't involve you!" the both yelled. "Taking out your own insecurities on others's life like that, you really act as young as you look. Zamasu." MatPat tells Merged Zamasu. "Me? look who's talking, you wannabe edgelord." says Zamasu insulting MatPat. "Sorry that my lifestyle too much for someone of your mental age to comprehend!"insults MatPat. "See?! Just saying that proved my point. Most people learn to get over themselves once they graduate middle school, y'know." says Zamasu. "If you want to prove anything stop harassing others with your sickening attitude!" says MatPat offended. "You think you can counterbalance your toxic personality by trusting and acting cute, the only thing cute about you is how hard you try." "Whoa, be careful or you might cut yourself on the edge MatPat, oh my bad you already do. Don't you?" says Zamasu. "Did you just accuse me of cutting myself, what in God's name is wrong with your head?" insults MatPat angrily. "Yeah, go on, let MC hear everything you really think. I'm sure MC will be head over heels for you after this." says Zamasu infuriated. "A-Ah!" says MatPat. Suddenly MatPat would walk up towards the reader, as if he just noticed whoever was standing there. "MC, he-he's just trying to make me look bad!" says MatPat. "That's not true, he started it!" cried out Zamasu.

Meet Your MakerWhere stories live. Discover now