Chapter 2 Part 4: Zamasu forgets what to say.

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"Okay guys, so apparently there was a twist that I didn't care about. Two people are DEAD." said Merged Zamasu. "That means either, one person killed both or you have TWO killers among us. Uh oh sounds like your in a little pickle here, hahahaha losers." "Wait a minute, is Ronaldo dead?" asked Granny Sans. "There's a question mark. So we don't know if he is dead or not." answered Merged Zamasu. "I really like the suspense, I'm gonna have a heart attack because of it, that and because I'm old." said Granny Sans. "Wait, Zamasu? Who is this trial for anyways?" asked Charles Marinet. "I don't know, you could just be for anyone, I was about to press the Scrum Debate button, by accident." replied Merged Zamasu. "I guess the Scrum Debate trial was aborted like the babies of pregnant liberals." said MatPat. "Welp, I know who's gonna get cancelled on Twitter next.." said Sonic. "Sonic, shut up. You've already been cancelled on Twitter, besides Crash Bandicoot is the better franchise and will always be better than you." replied MatPat. "Then how come he isn't on Smash yet? " replied Sonic. "We're getting off topic, anyways, we have more evidence for Fanny's death than Sandy's." said Charles Marinet. "Yea, and stuff from Fanny's death could have an insight to who killed Sandy." said Granny Sans. "And vise versa." said Priest Kid. "Hey, are you trying to change the subject? That's sus right there. I think Priest Kid is sus. Fellow schoolmates, people at home, take note of this." said Ajit Pai. "Yea but, while we were constructing the fashion show. The only people who left after Fanny and Dr. Dedede, was Ping Pong Cup Shots and Ajit Pai. While, me, Sotp Sign, Goku, and Priest Kid was still here." explained Granny Sans. "So that means we are safè. And that means Ajit Pai is sus!" "I agree by how me, you, Goku, and Priest Kid couldn't have done it,  but you said that Ajit Pai and Ping Pong Cup Shots left, so not only is Ajit Pai sus, PPCS is also sus!" said Sotp Sign. "Okay well four people are safe from elimination, but there is still someone we should talk about, who I think is very sus." said Dove Cameron looking at MatPat. "Yes, FOXBOX! YOU ARE MEGA SUS!" said MatPat. "No, but good choice. He gives people the silent treatment." said Dove. "Anyways, we have to go back to all the way from when Charles Marinet shot the door with a glock 18." "Once you shot the gun, Flippy ran away." said Dove. "Me and MatPat are safe, because we were together the entire time." "But who's the sus one?" asked Ajit Pai. "Wait I have a question for Matthew Patrick, host of Game Theory." said Priest Kid. "Why were you and Dove Cameron together? And what were you doing together" "We were looking for Flippy and it would be better if we did it together." said MatPat. "Did I just rhyme?" "But why? Why were you looking for Flippy?" asked Priest Kid.  "Why would Flippy run away?" asked Dove. "Tell us Flippy, why?" "Uhh, the gunshot scared me so I ran away." said Flippy. "You sure? I think there's more to that, I can see your soul through my blue eye!" said Granny Sans. "Hol up let me check the flashback files." said Knuckles. As the flashback occurs, we see something yellow in the background. Ping Pong Cup Shots then realizes it's Flippy. "Wow, PPCS, nice work. Seems like your not sus anymore." said Granny Sans. "Knuckles you too." "So is Flippy safe?" asks Ping Pong Cup Shots. "He was backstage, where the body was. He is sus. He is more than sus, he's probably the killer." said Granny Sans. "Time to activate the flashback." said MatPat. As then we look back to how Flippy almost killed Dedede. "Flippy, also ran away when Charles shot his glock 18." said Dove. "But it would be too obvious if Flippy was the killer? Maybe the killer wants you to think Flippy is the killer." said Sonic. "Drinky drink....." said Goku, facing depression. "Wait! Goku! Say that again." said Granny Sans. "That again..?" responded Goku. "No, I meant say what you said before again." said Granny Sans. "Oh, drinky drink...?" said Goku.  "Yes, I see, wasn't the color, purple?" interrogated Granny Sans. "Uh...yes..?" answered Goku. "The fluid inside Sandy when she died was purple, so maybe it was a drinky drink fluid!" "Maybe it was a chemical so that means...Dr. Dedede, your looking a bit sus right now." said Granny Sans. "Maybe you were the one who was about to kill Flippy with the hammer." "I never thought of it that way, so is this true Dedede?" asked Sonic. "But we don't know who to trust, Dedede or Flippy." said Priest Kid. "Well, well, well. Now it's actually time for the Scrum Debate, now I'll press the button." said Merged Zamasu his finger on the button. As he pushed the button down, it was time for the Scrum Debate. 

Trust Dedede:

Dr. Dedede. Priest Kid. MatPat. Ping Pong Cup Shots. Sotp Sign. Knuckles. Fanny (even tho he died.) & Ice Cube (even though she died.) 

Trust Flippy:

Flippy, Charles Marinet, Dove Cameron, Granny Sans, Ajit Pai, Sonic, Ronaldo (even though he's missing.) Sandy (even though she died.) and Nickel (even though he died.) 

"Let's see. He almost killed me with a hammer so, I think it's pretty obvious it's him." said Dr Dedede. "I don't even know why it happened." said Flippy. Dedede called out Priest Kid. "But you were about to kill him with a hammer anyways so." said Priest Kid. Flippy called out Charles's name. "Luigi wouldn't do such a thing! He doesn't have the guts! Because he has a weak stomach." said Charles. "It's true. I do have a weak stomach! said Flippy. (Author's Note: Charles Marinet calls everyone Luigi.) Dedede called out MatPat's name. "Saying you didn't know is a very stupid reason." argued MatPat. Flippy called out Dove's name. "Yea but, it would be too obvious if Flippy was the killer." argued Dove. Dedede, called out FoxBox's name. FoxBox just shook. Flippy called out Granny Sans's name but said Grandma Sans instead of Granny Sans. "He called me Grandma Sans, he's so formal and kind, he wouldn't hurt a fly." argued Granny Sans. Dedede called out PPCS's name. "He's trying to suck up to you, besides everyone hurts flies." argued Ping Pong Cup Shots. Flippy called out Ajit Pai's name. "Flippy has depression so it can't be him." argued Ajit Pai. Dedede called out Sotp Sign. "Why would Dedede kill Fanny, he's his best friend. Best friends don't kill each other."  said Sotp Sign. Flippy called out Goku's name. "First off, Sotp Sign shut up, your a certified retard. Second, maybe it is a friend who is more fake than a painted 100 dollar bill." Dedede called out Knuckles, "Doctors don't kill, they heal! Why would you think doctors would kill people when they do the exact opposite." argued Knuckles. Flippy called out Sonic's name. "In Town of Salem, if war veterans kill people, they would kill themselves out of guilt, which means if Flippy killed someone, he wouldn't be here." argued Sonic. "I'm right and your wrong!" As then the Crouch Bind begins. The Flippy side wins, as everyone from the side says "This is our answer!" After that a flashback occurs, it's Priest Kid drinking the purple stuff of Dedede's test tube. And saying it tastes like colored water. When the flashback ends, Priest Kid decides to take a sip of Sandy's fluid. He starts sipping and sipping, everyone's face is filled with suspense, EXECPT for Zamasu. "Yep! It's colored water!" concluded Priest Kid. Goku then drinks the whole thing. As they go back to the stand, as Dedede admits he killed Sandy but not Fanny. "You know what would be funny? Flippy said he has a split personality in the Prolouge." said Granny Sans. "Well Knuckles said that, but I took his character so now he is his own character." said Flippy. "Let's try to activate it. But how?" asked Granny Sans. "I have a AK-47. We could use this puppy." said Charles. As he fired the gun, Flippy heard it, and although trying to fight it, he activated his split personality. "Now that I'm here, I have a higher IQ. Than the other side of me." said Flippy sounding edgy. He reads FoxBox's mind. "Did you just read my mind?" says FoxBox, speaking for the first time. As everyone gasps. "You see, him, Ronaldo, Dedede, and Sandy were in a room." said Flippy. "My guess, is that Dr Dedede, realized that people hated him, so he killed Fanny to redeem himself, after killing Sandy by accident." and Dedede confessed to everything, he guessed correctly. And he is now about to be executed.

Dedede's execution is him fighting Dr. Mario and Dr. Kirby with pills until they run out and the plague consumes them. "That was the funniest execution so far." said Merged Zamasu. As they all go out of the trial, and to a door. As they see Christano Ronaldo alive and well. As he explains that he was at a soccer, then on vacation to celebrate his epic victory. As he tells us that this will be the only time he will leave. 


End of Chapter 2.

13/18 remain.

Killed:

Ice Cube

Nickel (Murderer)

Sandy

Fanny 

Dr. Dedede (Murderer)

(Author's Note: god this took forever. I'm glad it's finally published.)






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