*this is one of the last remaining chapters you can read in this book*
Yes this title say it all I needed to do this I find crack fics so funny I just read on where George yeeted himself out a window and yelled "not today Satan" it was so funny also some news we have a new member of the protection squad welcoming Hope they is also a nurse in training like Sam and Charm oki onto the one shot prepare for some like weird shit.
Sapnap: "who stole my fucking banana?"
Bad: "LaNgUaGe bitch"
Sapnap: "but you-"
Quackity: "WhO waNtS to Have a Banana EatIng conTest?"
Sapnap: "I can't someone stole my fucking banana!"
George: "bet it was Karl"
Wilbur: *gets hit by ten cars*
George: *dies of colourblindness*
Techno: *stomps on there dead body's*
Dream: "No! mY cOlOrBlInD bOyFrIeNd Is GoNe"
Sapnap: "KARL DID YOU STEAL MY FUCKING BANANA?"
Karl: *Honking dies*
Fundy: "It was Tommy"
Sapnap: "TOMATHY INNIT DID YOU STEAL MY BANANA"
Tommy: "ya and what the fuck are you gonna do about that bitch?"
Sapnap: *kills Tommy with a water gun*
Tubbo: "I got dress coded today for wearing Shoes"
Punz: "You sinner" *beats Tubbo over the head with a bible*
Ranboo: *hears the voices*
Ranboo: "Sam kill me"
Sam: *kills Ranboo with a computer*
Dream: *drowns in a lake*
Sapnap: *walks out of the kitchen*
Sapnap: "guys false alarm it's right here"
Sapnap: *eats his banana in peace*
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What the HELL did I just right anyways this was just something that I hope made you laugh. Now back to your normal programmed scheduling.
