Y/n is your average teenage girl with a twist... She's mildly idiotic and somehow failed pre-k, but we don't discuss that... At least not in front of her that is.
Y/n and her mother recently moved to Japan to start a new life after her mother got a...
(After the Battle, DIO of course got his ass handed to him on a silver platter by Jotaro and Kakyoin, but mostly by Joot because he was livid by (y/n)'s prior conversation with the Bi Mosquito known as froot loop *Cough* I mean DIO. I would've written a battle scene but I haven't read many books with fighting and I think if I were to write one it would be complete and utter shit so maybe if I get a bit more confident I'll come back and write one. Thank you for reading this. Oh by the way hope you like the pic ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ on with my shitty writing)
*(y/n) looks at the now bruised and bloody blonde Mosquito*
"We can't just leave the poor guy here.... even if he does look like a creep in that weird get-up...." I say with some sympathy and concern laced in my voice as I turn to look at the two boys who caused the damage.
"(y/n) that's very kind of you.... But you don't know him like we do. He can and will hurt you if given the chance, but with us here he has no opening to hurt you and I'm sure Jotaro agrees too" Kakyoin says while giving the most sincerest smile he can give.
"Besides he wouldn't give a shit if you helped him he would just use you against me the moment he got the chance....." Jotaro says in a stoic grimace.
'Fucking idiots who are they talking too?' I say in my head while walking up to the blonde man known as...
'What was his name again? Was it Doe... geo... hoe... AH THATS RIGHT, DIO WAS HIS NAME! I'm so great at remembering peoples names' I pat myself on the back internally while kneeling down and taking my backpack off, looking for my power puff girl Band-Aids.
After rummaging a bit through my blackhole known as my backpack, I find them and take a few Band-Aids out.
"(Y/N) WHAT ARE YOU DOING LEAVE THE BASTARD ALONE!?!?" Jotaro yells at me from across the courtyard.
"Joot... ShUt ThE fUcK uP i'M tRyInG tO pLaY pReTeNd DoCtOr On An AcTuAl FuCkInG pErSoN, sO fUcK oFf OkAy!?!?" I say while flipping him off and sticking my tongue out, but then I suddenly get pulled into an tight embrace of a huge tibbied bitch.
"(Y/N)!?!" Jotaro and Kakyoin say simultaneously.
"Oh, so you're the one who approached me again? You must wish to bask in the presence of I DIO! I can't-" He get's cut off by the bad bitch herself...
+*(Y/n) (L/n)*+.
"LET GO OF ME! I CAN'T BREATH IM SUFFOCATING IN YOUR HUGE TITS!!! JUST LET ME GO AND I MIGHT PRAISE YOUR TITS IF I SURVIE FIRST HOLY SHIT!?!?" I scream but it just comes out as a muffled scream.
"Let (y/n) go DIO, its not her you want, it's me....." Jotaro says with a clenched jaw and eyes full of fury towards DIO.
'I'm still suffocating here' I say deadpanning in my mind.
"Oh Jotaro what's wrong? I've never seen you act this way towards a woman could it be... You like this girl?" He says while slightly loosening the embrace just to grab me by my jaw and make it to where I have to look him in the face.
'Oh shit he's way uglier than I thought' I say cringing in my mind.
*Little did DIO know Kakyoin was using Hierophant Greens tentacles to try and grab (y/n) from his embrace while Jotaro was distracting DIO with small talk, cause DIO is the type of bitch to talk FOREVER like damn, Shut the fuck up already*
"Now that I DIO get a better look at her she's quite a beauty isn't she? I can see why you've taken a liking towards her, but that just makes it all the more entertaining" He says in a low tone while inching closer to my face.
'Time to use that tactic mom taught me, eh?' I say in my head when all of a sudden the incoming mosquito pulls back and shoots Kakyoin a glare.
"What?" Kakyoin says with a grin plastered across his face.
"Do you really think you can fool me, DIO?" He says while still holding me.
'Talk about fucking clingy' I say to myself thinking what the hell I'm gonna have for a snack once this is over with.
"Well I thi-" Kakyoin sentence gets cut off by the sight before him, surprising all three of the men.
"Fuck you all" I say after spitting at the fuck named Banana Bitch Mosquito now.
He finally lets go of me and I get up and start walking home while those three dumbasses are left in shock of what just happened.
While finally walking out of the gates I hear laughing, a snort and that ugly blonde shit scream...
"SHE FUCKING SPIT ON I DIO WHAT A DISGRACEFUL LITTLE BITCH!?!?" He yells with venom laced in his tone.
'Who fucking uses the word disgraceful anymore?' I ask myself while I hear light jogging from two familiar fiends behind me.
"Soooooo.... do you guys wanna go to the arcade?" Kakyoin asks after finally catching up and catching his breath from the laughing fit he just threw.
"Sure is Jotaro coming too?" I ask with a smile.
"Yes he is coming too, right Jotaro?" Kakyoin asks the tall delinquent.
In response he gets a 'hmm'.
While walking to the arcade we chat about hobbies and game preferences. I eventually end up walking into a pole... nareff (See what I did there eh... ok I'll leave now). Who ends up joining our crusade to the arcade.
"Hey pol, do you mind if I say this one French thing?" I ask with a huge smirk on my face and a few concerning looks from Kakyoin.
"Non, cela ne me dérange pas, j'aimerais vous entendre dire quelque chose" The big tittied French man replied except nobody knew what the fuck he was saying cause (y/n) didn't actually know +*French*+.
"Ok...*Clears throat*J'ai entendu dire que vous traîniez avec Katelyn l'autre soir RE-REBECCA CE N'EST PAS CE QUE VOUS PENSEZ QUE J'HÉSITERAI CHIENNE aussi Je ne fais pas confiance aux grandes personnes tittiées sans sourcils désolé" I say with stars in my eyes so proud of myself.
Kakyoin started laughing knowing i probably said something stupid, Jotaro had a small smirk tugging at his lips and polnareff looked perplexed to say the least but little did everyone knew he was dying on the inside.
"Where did you learn that petite dame?" The French man asked curiously but at the same time he didn't want to know where she learned that from.
"Youtube and google translate, you should try it some time no brows" I said with no mercy.
Hope you enjoyed my shitty story also if you want to understand what was said at the end find a French friend or google translate because holy shit I wasn't expecting to add pol so quickly but I said fuck it so yeh. Hope yall like it nos vemos luego, also bloopers will be later. But here I got something for you guys
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