[weed - 10 participants]
7:45 a.m
tolboi: do you guys think i'm manly
tolboi: i think im manly
tolboi: because we went to do like early morning exercise
tolboi: and i was caLLeD a bAbY
samoyed: sungchan ur barely human
tolboi: you're one to talk
tolboi: stupid dog lookin headass
samoyed: i-
injoon: what's going on
tolboi: renjun hyung do you think im manly?
injoon: ...
injoon: what did yangyang say this time
tolboi: he said i was too 'baby' to be a man
tolboi: even though we're basically the same age and im taller than like all of you??
god: i'm literally eleven months older than you. that's practically a whole year
tolboi: NO.
hoechan: don't worry kid
hoechan: what's a man to a king anyway?
god: what's a king to a god?
hoechan: what's a god to john mulaney?
god: well shit
god: you got me there
sushitaro: quick everyone quote which john mulaney quote defines you best to defeat the power of god yangyang!!
god: i-
tolboi: "eat ass, suck a dick and sell drugs"
grandma: NO
injoon:"i'm very small. and i have no money. so you can imagine the kind of stress i'm under"
simba: this one's ill tolerate
simba: mostly cuz it's a big relate
newborn: short people don't deserve rights
dolphinle: die
injoon: park jisung i know where you live
newborn: never mind i take it back
newborn: also
newborn: "anyone who's met my mom and seen my dick needs to die"
sushitaro: jisung
sushitaro: kid
sushitaro: no one has seen your dick
hoechan: park jisung?? a virgin?? more likely than you'd think??
grandma: he literally just turned 19??
hoechan: ok boomer
grandma: you're literally older than me?? i???
simba: okay then anyway
simba: "i'll keep all my emotions right here
simba: and then one day i'll die."
tolboi: that does have big mark hyung energy
hoechan: well
hoechan: "i will pepper in the fact that i am gay"
samoyed: expected
god: i remember the first time hyuck came out
god: he was all "i'm gay!"
god: and renjun said, "and water is wet"
god: 10/10 experience, third best day of my life
hoechan: thnks fr th mmrs
dolphinle: huang renjun: an eternal icon
dolphinle: also: "you have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair"
simba: who's that aimed at
dolphinle: well
dolphinle: me
god: makes sense
grandma: wait i have one for jisung
grandma: "13-year olds are the meanest people in the world"
newborn: thAnKs iM 19
newborn: sOmE mOtHEr yOu ArE
newborn: i'm literally the same age as chenle jfc
newborn: but i have one for you
newborn: "to old to be duckling quack quack"
tolboi: personally i think jaemin hyung's more of a "i don't look older, i just look worse"
grandma: i knew i should have gotten an abortion when i had the chance
god: ok boomer
sushitaro: ok boomer
tolboi: ok boomer
hoechan: ok zoomers its time to stop™️
hoechan: a 10 is talking
samoyed: but i didn't say anything?
hoechan: the goddamn disrespect-
hoechan: i miss when i was in the maknae line
simba: same. can i go back to 127's dorm bc i'm over this shit
hoechan: at least there we can see yuta and jungwoo arguing
simba: and doyoung's fifth mental breakdown
hoechan: and johnny getting drunk
simba: and taeyong forgetting how many kids he has
god: do u guys get fed over there
newborn: do u guys get forced to ride a bike over there
dolphinle: do u guys get love over there
grandma: i-
samoyed: yikes
injoon: LOLOLOL GET FUCKED
grandma: i literally spent my whole life caring for u two the fucking audacity of u two but i still cant yell at u guys bc ur my babies and so all i wanna do is swaddle u both in a hundred blankets and buy u ice cream
tolboi: the motherly instincts are kicking in
grandma: curse my incredible mothering abilities
god: am i missing something over here bc kun makes me eat food off the floor
sushitaro: i think that's because you choose to eat the gummy worms off the floor and he's too tired to stop you
god: same difference
grandma: i don't even know what this conversation turned into
grandma: now everyone come down for breakfast
