[weed - 10 participants]
7:45 a.m
grandma: GUESS WHAT JUST GOT CONFIRMED
dolphinle: RED VELVET COMEBACK CONFIRMED!
dolphinle: KEY SUNBAENIM SOLO COMEBACK CONFIRMED!!
dolphinle: YEONJUN ARTIST OF THE MONTH!!!
grandma: um no-
dolphinle: WE'RE THE YOUNGEST DOUBLE MILLION SELLERS IN KPOP EVER
dolphinle: TARO-HYUNG'S DANCE WAS RELEASED
simba: OMG KEY SOLO COMEBACK WIG
simba: LITERALLY THE MOST IMPORTANT THING OF 2021
grandma: i-
simba: tell me im wrong, i dare you, do it
grandma: I DON'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT!
simba: that's what i fucking thought loser
simba: dont you fucking disrespect key-sunbaenim like that again
hoechan: ok but mark
samoyed: we're literally getting nct 2021. and nct hollywood. plus one new member.
simba: oh that
grandma: WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'OH THAT' WHY AREN'T YOU EXCITED
simba: i mean
simba: im gonna be put in whatever sm decides anyway
simba: ive learned to not be so surprised about it
simba: no shade
god: YOU DUMBASS BITCH DON'T JINX IT
god: maybe this time i'll actually get to RAP unlike the fucking
god: "kkeonae kkeonae bwa kkeonae bwa kkeonae bwa it's fun yeogi neowa na neowa namaneui seutaillo" i sang over and over
god: not that i didn't eat that shit up
sushitaro: we're getting a new member hoes
sushitaro: pray for them
tolboi: poor kid doesn't know what he's getting into
injoon: the guy's either gonna get 2 words to sing each year or will be worked to the bone
injoon: we're getting fucked with, they're getting fucked with, everything is fucked
hoechan: amazing how we're already adding a new member when we have two members who still haven't been put in a unit
hoechan: im not looking forward to another ten-kun situation
dolphinle: what even is the nct hollywood show
tolboi: a knockoff i-land
god: AHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHA
god: the bighit stans are gonna come for us
god: timber me shivers
newborn: who's gonna judge the show
samoyed: it better not be me
samoyed: im only here to feed my cats
hoechan: i kinda want to
hoechan: the kids might be cute
injoon: they dont call you hoechan for nothing
tolboi: donghyuck hyung who? i only know dongfuck hyung
injoon: DONGFUCK HYUNG
samoyed: DONGFUCK HYUNG
grandma: DONGFUCK HYUNG
god: DONGFUCK HYUNG
sushitaro: DONGFUCK HYUNG
