"NAT!! NAT NAT NATNATNATNATNATNATNATNATNATNATNATNATNATNATNAT!"
"WHAT!"
"I need your help"
"your a shield spy do it your self"
"but its Tony!"
Natasha looks intrigued, thinks for a moment before looking up to Clint (who is currently dangling from a ceiling vent) "I'm listening"
"he has a new contact in his phone, for some reason he gave the person my name, I don't know why, but the person makes Tony smile!! And you know how much of a grump he is"
"so you want to know who this person is?"
"You know me so well!"
"its almost like I'm a trained spy or something"
"your being sarcastic? YOUR BEING SARCASTIC ARNT YOU"
Natasha rolls her eyes with a smirk.
...
Peter yawns waking up in MJ's house after having spent the night.
"Ready for school nerd?"
"yea, on the bright side the stab wound is nearly gone now! It should be all better by the time I go Spider-maning tonight!!!" Peter cheers,
"No, your not scaring me half to death tonight nerd"
"I said I was sorry!"
"maybe consider staying safe nerd"
"arg! MJ you're not my mom!"
"We both know your in desperate need for a parental figure"
Peter chuckles "are you making fun of the fact I'm an orphan? but I live with my Aunt!"
"yea I'm going to pretend I didn't hear the last part like you think of her as a parental figure"
"oh come on MJ you know she does her best"
She rolls her eyes, "right... her best"
"MJ!!!"
"Whatever loser, we're gonna be late for school." both teens sigh.
...
Peter
hey Clint! my friend and I got into a fight over my aunt 🥺
Clint
and???
Peter
they don't like each other very much
so sad
Alexa play deathposito
clint
KID!!!
Peter
Mr. Clint relax! sorry i'm just venting cuz I love both of them and I don't like that they don't get along...
Clint
you're gonna be the death of me kid
Peter
sorry!
brb i gottaget to class
Clint
k 👋
...
Clint
Hey Peter!
Peter
who are you?
Clint
it's me Clint!
Peter
no your not
Clint
wh-!!
how'd ya know!!!!
Peter
Clint calls me kid dumb donkey but
Clint
do you mean dumb a**
a**
a**
A**
F***
sl**
Peter
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
NO swaring on my Kristin mind server
Clint
*Christian Minecraft server
Peter
I TYP WHAT I TYP!
anyways who are you?
Clint
funny thing is my name is also Clint
Peter
oh wow!
you must be in some sort of Clint club!
Clint
-_-
really
that's your first thought
Peter
problem?
Clint
no
anyways why does 1 call you kid?
Peter
cuz im 15
Clint
15!!!!!!
15!!!!!
FIFTEEN!!!!!!!!!
Peter
yes??
clint
oh thor
ill be back
Peter
ill? are you sick?
hello??
#2 you there?
you left!
rude!
I'll come fore your knee caps!
hello????
bleep you!
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tough luck spiddy
FanfictionPeter Parker doesn't have the best luck, first he texts the wrong number about his injury, next no in his school believes that his internship at SI is real. oh, let's not forget his only living relative, Aunt May is slowly dying, not that she's the...
