Clint gives me the kids number, apparently he knows both idiots as Clint.
???
hey
Peter
who dis
???
Clint a & b's friend
Peter
*gasp!* are you a Clint too!
???
no-
Peter
oh...
???
are you at seriously disappointed with that?
Peter
noooo🥺😢
???
kid your bad at lying
Peter
am not!😤
Nat burst out into laughter, this boy is too precious.
Peter
so you're not Clint, what do I call you sir/ma'am/thing?
???
ma'am, and I'll let you chose
Peter
you've given me too much power Clenta
???
-_- did you seriously just put "a" to make a female name out of Clint
Peter
hey im just adding to the Clint club! plus im not creative 😩
???
haha, imma gonna claim you child, im fighting for custody from your parents
Peter
you'd win, unless zombis can win court cases?
hey if a zombi were to go to court how would it go down?
???
im sorry kid
Peter
its fine, I never met them
I live with my Aunt so alls well😊
???
okay kid
because I refuse to go be Clinta call be May
Peter
oh you have the same name as my Aunt!
may
oh cool!
what do I call you kid?
Peter
Peter
may
nice name Peter
Peter
oh I gotta go! see ya!
...
I hear screaming off in the distance so off I go, time to save some one!
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tough luck spiddy
FanfictionPeter Parker doesn't have the best luck, first he texts the wrong number about his injury, next no in his school believes that his internship at SI is real. oh, let's not forget his only living relative, Aunt May is slowly dying, not that she's the...
