Marvel Avengers Short Stories

Prank-Call

This was inspired by a TikTok I watched, by @marvelsoul27, and because I needed a new procrastination project, this happened, and I figured I would share.

Putting your phone in your pocket you get up from your bed – bored, and in the mood to cause some trouble. You leave towards the living room calling for your favourite troublemaker:

"SAAAAAM! Where you at, bird-man" 

"LIVING ROOM!" he answers instantly, and you start rushing towards him. When you step into the room you see him and Peter playing Mario Kart.

"Hello boys, do you know what time it is?" You ask plopping down next to Peter who had a bag of Doritos in his lap.

"Yeah, it's like 3 pm" Peter replied quickly as he tried to hit Sam with a green shell, and succeeded"

"What the hell, spidey!"

"No, I meant-" You were cut off by none other than your brilliant father:

"You know, the brilliant thing about having an all-knowing AI installed in the building is that you don't have to scream people's names to find their location. Just some food for thought!" Tony's voice rang out. You rolled your eyes.

"Whatever, grumpy, if you'd sound-proofed your workshop you wouldn't have an issue, just some food for thought" Peter sucked in a quick breath of surprise, but you figured Tony wasn't listening anyway.

"Oh no, this is not a 'building-issue', this is a your-voice-is-so-loud-you-wouldn't-need-microphone-in-Madison-Square-Garden-issue"

"So? Take it up with my parents, dad. Oh, wait." You stuck out your tongue, and heard Tony disconnect, as you watched Sam take the win as Wario. "Ha! Sucks to suck, Parker"

Peter sighed. "What's up, Y/N?" they both looked at you as you stuffed chips in your mouth. Sam raised his eyebrows as you slowly chewed before answering. "Gross" he said under his breath.

"As I was saying, it's been a while since we prank-called, Bucky as Mrs. Chatterworth" you wiggled your eyebrows. A big smile spread on Sam's face and Peter let out a laugh.

"Yes! Sam told me about this, I always wanted to be there for one of the calls!"

"Well, Pete, today is your lucky day" You smiled as you dialed.

"Hello?" a gruff voice sounded from the phone.

"Hello-o-o-o Mr. Barnes, my love" you put on the highest voice possible.

"Who is this?"

"The love of your life, I lo-o-o-ve you"

"You've been doing this for six months; this is not funny!!" He yelled, but you disagreed, and so did Sam and Peter it seemed, they both had their lips inside their mouths, trying not to laugh.

"I see you; you look handsome today" you said trying not to laugh.

"Leave me alone!! For fucks sake, just leave me alone!!!" he screamed into the phone before hanging up, making all of you laugh at Bucky's annoyance. After a little Peter and Sam started up another round, whilst you munched on the chips. It wasn't long till Bucky entered the room, looking incredibly frustrated, his hair was almost straight in the air from him running his hand through it.

"Y/N, can you help me trace an unknown number. They won't stop calling me" Peter chocked on a laugh and almost crashed off the course.

"Prank-caller getting the best of you, Buck?" Sam chuckled.

"Shut the fuck up, Wilson." Bucky glared at him and shoved the controller so Sam almost lost control of his car.

"Hey!" Sam exclaimed trying to hit him but missed, his focus on the screen. "Not fair!"

You ignored them and turned to Bucky who was looking at you expectantly, you were trying to hold in your chuckles. You couldn't believe he was so frustrated he would actually admit to being upset by this happening.

"I'm sorry, Bucky but I can't help you, it's impossible to track an unknown number" You lied, just as Tony entered the room. Bucky hung his head in defeat and fell unto the seat beside you.

"That's not true, you can totally track an unknown number, it's because it's her calling you" Tony said, and you looked at him in disbelief, as Bucky slowly turned to you. "Traitor" you mouthed at him. "Payback" he mouthed back, and you rolled your eyes, slowly looking at Bucky.

"I'm gonna count to three" he said slowly, and you gulped trying to gage if he was serious.

"One...." you rushed out of your seat, Doritos falling everywhere, and down the hall.

"Two..."

"Save me, dad!" you yelled for Tony.

"Stop yelling!!" he yelled back, oh fatherly love.

"Three..." You assumed Bucky was running after you, as you were desperately trying to make your way to the gym to find Steve to save you from the consequences of your own actions. You could hear Peter and Sam laughing, so obviously you hadn't gotten very far when Bucky took you down.

"STEVE!!! Your friend is attacking me!" you tried your last defense as Bucky was looking down at you with mischief in his eye as he was holding you down. You saw him decide before it happened.

"Bet you're happy I didn't sound-proof the gym now, huh!" you heard your dad from the living room.

"No, Bucky, don't-!" you got out before he started tickling you and your laughter echoed around the hallway, as you writhed trying to get away. "Oh my god, James" you got out between breaths, the tears streaming down your face. "Learn to take a joke!".