Marvel Avengers Short Stories

Saturdays

Once again, I watch too many TikToks and this is inspired by two I've had saved on my phone forever: marvelsoul27 and buckypov

You were lying in bed, cuddled up in your duvet, appreciating the fact that it was Saturday, and you had nowhere to be. No missions, and more importantly, no paperwork, for the next two days, which meant that you would do whatever necessary to move as little as possible. Including insulting Steve who apparently found this behaviour unacceptable.

"Y/N, you should get out of bed, it's a beautiful day outside" he said the first time he stopped by your room, around 10 AM. You just grunted and scrolled to the next TikTok. He sighed in disappointment and left the room.

The next he stopped by Bucky was bundled under the covers with you, and you were watching New Girl on the tv. "I'm telling you Buck; you and Nick are the same person" you pointed out as the character Nick started grumbling about technology and not paying for the wi-fy. "You even say wi-fi the same way" Bucky just grumbled some unintelligible sort of disagreement, and Steve shook his head at the two of you. "You two should really get out of bed" you just gestured at him to go away.

When Steve came by in the early afternoon you and Bucky had been joined by Clint and Peter. Clint and Bucky where on either side of you, and Peter was resting between your legs, on top of the duvet, though he had his own blanket, his head on your chest and you were alternating between playing with his hair and Bucky's, who'd gotten jealous you weren't paying attention to him. You were introducing the guys to A Cinderella Story, one of your favourites, surrounded by everyone's favourite junk food, it was the perfect Saturday in your opinion, but obviously Steve wasn't having it: "Y/N, I've told you several times to get out of bed! Do you not want to get out and experience the world?"

"No, I kind of just want to stay here and enjoy my Saturday" you said without looking at him.

"This is not even hermit-behaviour, you're being lazy" he pointed at you, and you finally gave him your attention.

"Oh, suck my ass, Steve, just because I want to actually relax on my day off. We don't all want to run around doing jumping jacks on our days off" you rolled your eyes; Bucky gave a short laugh.

"That's it!" he threw his hands up in frustration "FRIDAY turn off the TV, and don't let them turn it back on" he said, and the TV was immediately turned off.

"Really FRIDAY? Traitor," you looked at the ceiling, surprised the AI listened to Steve when it was your room and your TV. You'd have to find a way to get back at her, through Tony of course.

"What's your problem, Rogers?!" Clint sat up at rubbed his eyes, he hadn't really been watching the movie, but didn't want to pass up the opportunity to nap around people, he felt safer not sleeping alone, being used to sleeping with Laura every night.

"Just go away, Steve" Bucky said and rolled on his side, taking your left hand, and planting it on his head.

"Get out of bed. I mean it. I'll take every piece of entertainment away from you" he said and pointed at you. "Stop being a bad influence on, Peter"

"Go away, you fitness-freak"

"Yeah, go away, dad"

You and Bucky called out as Steve left, leaving the door wide open, because of course he would.

"You guys, maybe we should go be productive" Peter said, looking up at you. Clint was leaned against your shoulder, dozing off.

"Pfft, fuck that, Peter. Steve doesn't get to dictate what we spend our days off doing. I have an idea"

*10 min later*

"Okay, Pete, you get the wallet, I'll get the key, Clint you'll be the distraction, and Bucky you'll make sure we all get to the car without getting seen, or stopped, whichever works. We all clear?" they all nodded, and you were off. You ran off to the garage to find a car that would be flashy and fast, only the best would work for your plan. You quickly found one matching that description, and ripped off the sign saying, "Do not touch." Finding another sign underneath saying, "I'm serious, Y/N". Deciding that you suddenly lost the ability to read, you found the keys and sped out of the garage towards the front of the compound. Peter quickly slid in as you stopped at the front door, Bucky was right behind him with Loki in tow.

"What is Loki doing here?" You frowned as they slid in the backseat, closing the door. Bucky shrugged "He wanted to come?" Loki gave you a big smile, which you returned "Fine. But don't you find it troubling none of our plans ever go to plan?"

"No, just drive" Peter said, looking nervous. "I'm just saying, maybe this is a bad omen. Maybe-"

"Y/N, drive! Before Mr. Stark sees us!" Peter rushed.

You put the car in drive "What about Clint?" you asked, not as worried as Peter. "Just go, Y/N!" Peter yelled.

"You worry too much about Tony, kid" Bucky said frowning at Peter, with a shake of his head.

You looked back just as you started driving, and saw Clint running out of the compound for the car. "Bucky, open the side door!"you ordered, and just as he did, Clint jumped in, and you sped off with a sigh of relief, maybe you weren't bad at executing plans. Peter had finally calmed down, he'd found the aux and started blasting Life is a Highway as the five of you sped off to McDonalds with Steve's wallet, singing at the top of your lungs, the hood of Tony's car down. Later you'd go to the beach where you would eat your food and drag sand back in the car, and they'd learn to never disrupt your Saturdays again.