This is the story of GOD and OBAMA. The story of starcrossed lovers. The story of 2 people, never ment to be. Right place, wrong time. Right word, Wrong ryme. rhyme. RINe. Today is your 13th birthday. Your name is GOD. You love pancakes and horror flicks from the 1960s MEGA COMIC FEST 2000. You have never fallen in love. But maybe.... you will soon.Today is not your 13th birthday, In actuality, you do not have a birthday. You are an omnipotant war criminal lost in the throws of time. Your name? OBAMA. You have been lost so long. Trapped so long. You have never fallen in love. But maybe... you will soon. Our story starts at the big bang. Two atoms scream past eachother. They pass and electrons trade. This is the beginning of our tale. Also, you forgot to make this 18+ rated but lets go pussy pussy pussy mariuana uana. Iguana. Iguana. Piss--------------------"I can't see" said godA whisper is heard as atoms form"Do you need help?" I mouth formed as atoms still formed."Who are you?" said god, " or what are you?""I don't know" said the forming creature becoming a man. "I don't know""I think I will be fine, now that I have a new friend" said god, watching the form become a nude black male, with a iconic grin and--------------------handsome physique. "Who are you?" called our the raven haired man, naked and afraid. "I am all, I am none. Many know me by God, or maybe even the universe, but most importantly I am yours." boomed the loud voice of God. The naked man pursed his lips and turned his gaze towards the clashing clouds of gas and rock that would later form his home. "Who am I?" he whispered."You can be whatever your heart decides." answered God.The man floated quietly for a moment before speaking, "I think.. I think I am Obama?""Hello, Obama.
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