My Korean Boyfriend

MKB #31

You started a call

"Happy motmot maal ko!"

"Hahaha what?"

"Sabi ko happy motmot maal ko! Isang buwan na pala kitang kachat hayop ka. Tapos hanggang ngayon wala pa din tayong label!"

"I understand it a little"

"Very good oppa! Ikaw nga ay?"

"Ako amoy tae"

"Hahahahaha very good!"

"How about you. Ikaw marunong na ba speak korean?"

"Hindi pa! Ang hirap naman kasi e!"

"It's not mahirap. Your just not listening"

"I am listening kaya!"

"No, you're not. The last time i taught you for how many hours. I always hear your snore!"

"Ehe, nakakaantok naman kasi! Why ba ha?"

"Why are you learning korean pala?"

"Because I'm going there to see you oppa ehehe"

"Jeongmal?"

"Yes!"

"Geojismal jaeng-i!"

"I'm not liar kaya! Ikaw yun!"

"Bakit ikaw punta dito?"

"My mother wants me to study there and para may kasama na ang tita ko sa korea"

"You have a tita here?"

"Kakasabi ko lang diba?"

"Ella, may tanong ako"

"Ano naman?"

"Bakit ang pangit mo?"

"Aba tarantado ka ah! Iniba iba mo pa ang topic para lang sabihan ako ng ganyan!"

"Hahaha"

"Stop laughing gurang! You laugh like a packing pig! Ikaw jinjja jinjja gurang na nga baboy pa!"

"Your bullying me again"

"Ikaw kaya nauna!"

"I'm just saying the truth"

"Me too. Your not handsome your gurang na wala pang abs"

"I know"

"Hahahahaha gago inamin din!"

"Ikaw pangit at amoy tae"

"Heh!"