Dragonheart and Whitepaw reach the library and meet up with Lily, Marlene, and Alice. Lily is trying to study while Marlene and Alice are texting on their phones behind Charms textbooks.
Dragonheart: Hey girls, what's up?
Lily: I am clearly trying to study but Marlene and Alice won't stop making annoying beeping noises!
Marlene: Well deal with it Lils! We are having a very important conversation! Hang on a sec, I will add you guys to the chat!
Very Serious, Super Important Girls Only Messages
Previous messages
AurorGurl07: I can't believe I actually talked to him!
SassQueen23: Uh...who?
AurorGurl07: Frank Longbottom! He is so sweet!
SassQueen23: Um...sure...Lol, I just realized what your name would be if you married him!
AurorGurl07: Alice Longbottom...yea...
SassQueen23: Well...it's just...it is such a funny name *laughs*
AurorGurl07: *gasps* What if we do get married?! That would be AMAZING!!!!
SassQueen23: *facepalms* Are we really going to talk about your love life?
AurorGurl07: Fine then! Who are you dating again? I keep losing track...
SassQueen23: Hey! I'm not dating anyone rn, I'm a single pringle!
AurorGurl07: Whats a...single pringle?
SassQueen23: Uh...idk, some muggle phrase that means you aren't dating anyone I think...
AurorGurl07: Oh look, it's Dragonheart and Whitepaw! Let's add them!
SassQueen23: Kk, I'll do it!
*SlytherinQueen52 was added to the chat*
*Dark_One77 was added to the chat*
SlytherinQueen52: Heyyyyyy!
Dark_One77: Hey guys :)
AurorGurl07: Hi!
SassQueen23: Hey :P
SlytherinQueen52: Quick question... what is so important? 🙃🙃🙃
SassQueen23: Like duh! We were talking about the boys! Did you read up?
SlytherinQueen52: Nope! I'm feeling too lazy lol. What was being said?
AurorGurl07: Just stuff about boys :)
SlytherinQueen52: Btw, you missed James' username! It was 'Lily_Lover62' lol
SassQueen23: LOL! We should smoosh them together!
Dark_One77: Wym 'smoosh' ?
AurorGurl07: I think she means get them dating each other...
SassQueen23: Ya, that what I meant
Dark_One77: Ohhh kk lol
SlytherinQueen52: YESSS!! Let's add Lily now.
SassQueen23: Lol. Kk. Just a sec
*NotLilyFlower12 has been added to the conversation*
SlytherinQueen52: Read up Lily...
NotLilyFlower12: NO!! ABSOLUTELY NOT!!! THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN!! He is an arrogant toe-rag. *dignified sniff*
SlytherinQeen53: NO!! NOT YOU TO!! NOT THE TYPING MOVEMENTS!!!
Dark_One77: *laughs hysterically*
SassQueen23: ?
Dark_One77: Something we started while texting the boys lol
SassQueen23: Um...ok then...
SlytherinQueen52: *sighs* It has begun!! Lol
SlytherinQueen52: ANYWAY....
SlytherinQueen52: Boys! Lily, we will get you with James someday. And Dragonheart, how are things with Sirius?
Dark_One77: ...fine...
AurorGurl07: What?! We need more details!
SassQueen23: YEA!
Dark_One77: Things are ok...nothing...special to share, but we are fine!
SlytherinQueen52: *raises eyebrow suspiciously* If you say so...
NotLilyFlower12: How are things with you and Remus?
SlytherinQueen52: We kissed! It was amazing! As exhilarating as flying and feeling the breeze in my hair and as natural as water running down a stream!
SassQueen23: Uh...descriptive...
NotLilyFlower12: Awww, Whitepaw, that's great!
SlytherinQueen52: You should know by now I am a descriptive human being lol.
SlytherinQueen52: Just decided to read up...Single pringle? lol. Is that the best you could come up with? You need to get a guy Marls!
NotLilyFlower12: Who would you suggest, she has already been with most of them! *Laughs uncontrollably*
SassQueen23: Hey! Not all of them, there is this one boy...
AurorGurl07: Oh god...Who now?
SlytherinQueen52: She hasn't been with James! *Wiggles eyebrows suggestively*
NotLilyFlower12: YES! Date James! Please! Take him off my back!
Dark_One77: *laughs* YES that would be so funny!
SassQueen23: Ooo what if I set up a chat with him! I could act really flirty *smirks suggestively*
AurorGurl07: *laughs nervously at that comment*
SlytherinQueen52: Marlene, you are ALWAYS flirty talking to guys.
SlytherinQueen52: *eyes widen with a brilliant, amazing, wonderful idea*
NotLilyFlower12: Oh no...
SlytherinQueen52: YOU SHOULD SET UP A CHAT WITH JAMES AND PRETEND TO BE LILY AND FLIRT WITH HIM!!! THAT WOULD BE THE BEST PRANK EVER!!
Dark_One77:YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AurorGurl07: OMG! THAT IS THE BEST IDEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NotLilyFlower12: No. No. NO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Never, ever, ever, ever will you do that! No.
SassQueen23: Awww come on Lily! It would be fun!!!!
Dark_One77: Yea!!!!
SlytherinQeen52: It is happening lol. Marlene, change ur username to LilyFlower12 and start the chat!!!!
NotLilyFlower12: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!
SlytherinQueen52: *Laughs evilly*
Dark_One77: Bye Lils!
*SassQueen23 has changed their username to LilyFlower12*
*LilyFlower12 has left the chat*
Lol. This next one will be interesting...how fun! Pranking James! Should I let Remus in on it do you think? Nahh! See you next time!
-Whitepaw
Oooo I so want to tell Sirius! Aww, I won't, just to keep the surprise ;) See ya later everyone!
~Dragonheart
Good choice Dragonheart. lol, Sirius probably would have told James!
-Whitepaw
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Marauder Chats
UmorismoThe marauders have been introduced to muggle phones. Much chaos and laughter ensue. This is not all mine, most of the chapters I was writing with Whitepaw but since I haven't heard from her in ages I must continue it for now :)
