Very Serious, Super Important Girls Only Messages
*SassQueen23 has logged on*
*JamesIsTheBest has logged on*
*Dark_One77 has logged on*
SassQueen23: Whitepaw! Why did you change your username to that?!?
JamesIsTheBest: I didn't. I think James has already started his revenge plan lol
Dark_One77: Change it back!!!!
JamesIsTheBest: Kk.
*JamesIsTheBest has changed their username to SlytherinRoyalty*
SlytherinRoyalty: It's not what it was, but I thought I'd mix it up a bit. We need to plan retaliation.
SlytherinRoyalty: Just a sec. Incoming message...
*Wolf Babe❤️ has texted: We need to talk Whitepaw...*
SlytherinRoyalty: Crap...It's Remus. He used the "We need to talk" line. WHAT IS HE GOING TO DO!?!?!😨😰😮😳🥺😨😣
Dark_One77: I'm going to be straight with you...he probably wants to break up...
SassQueen23: Can I have him if he does?
Dark_One77: Marls!!
SassQueen23: What?!
SlytherinRoyalty: WHAT!!! BUT EVERYTHING WAS GOING GREAT!! WHY WOULD HE WANT TO BREAK UP?!??!😫😨😰😳
SlytherinRoyalty: And really Marls? No. Definitely not😶
Dark_One77: Just ask him!
SassQueen23: Yea ask him!
SlytherinRoyalty: Fine...
*SlytherinRoyalty has logged off*
End of Conversation
Wolf Babe ❤️ Conversation
Remus: We need to talk...
Whitepaw: What about?
Remus: Us...I don't feel the spark that I used to...
Whitepaw: Why? What did I do?
Remus: Uh...nothing...it was me, uh, I gtg bye!
*Remus has logged off*
Whitepaw: What even just happened...
*Whitepaw has logged off*
Very Serious, Super Important Girls Only Messages
*SlytherinRoyalty has logged on*
SassQueen23: Well, is he available?
SlytherinRoyalty: Really.....
SlytherinRoyalty: You can't have him Marls...
SlytherinRoyalty: But he used the "it isn't you, it's me. line"...
Dark_One07: I'll check with Sirius, he sent me a text just before, I was busy so I didn't read it, hang on a sec...
*Dark_One77 has logged off*
Sirius❤️
Sirius: I...I have something I have to admit...
Dragonheart: Yea babe, what is it?
Sirius: I don't like you as more than a friend. I just didn't want to hurt your feelings.
Sirius: I'm sorry.
*Sirius has logged off*
Dragonheart: ...
Dragonheart: WTF?!?!
*Dragonheart has logged off*
Very Serious, Super Important Girls Only Messages
*Dark_One77 has logged on*
SlytherinRoyalty: What was it?? Did he break up with you??
Dark_One77: Thanks...I don't really know...I think so...
NotLilyFlower12: No! That can't be! I know how much he cares about you!
SlytherinRoyalty: Lily's right. This is more than a coincidence. Both our boyfriends breaking up with us! Next Longbottom will be breaking up with Alice!
AurorGurl07: Oh no...
Dark_One77: What?!
AurorGurl07: Frank just texted me...
*Longbottom has texted: Alice...I'm sorry...*
SlytherinRoyalty: WAIT!! WAIT!! DON'T ANSWER IT!
AurorGurl07: ...Why not?
SlytherinRoyalty: It's not him texting you.
SlytherinRoyalty: It's all part of James' plan.
SlytherinRoyalty: He is messing with our love lives like we did his.
*Dark_One77 has logged off*
SlytherinRoyalty: I had better make sure she doesn't do something rash...
*SlytherinRoyalty has logged off*
HOW DARE YOU Conversation
*Lily_Lover62 has logged on*
*Dark_One77 has logged on*
*SlytherinRoyalty has logged on*
Lily_Lover62: Who is SlytherinRoyalty?
Dark_One77: What's wrong with you?!
SlytherinRoyalty: Saying our boyfriends broke up with us??
Lily_Lover62: What are you talking about??? Sirius broke up with you???
Lily_Lover62: I'm so sorry!! I had no idea!
SlytherinRoyalty: Quit playing dumb. We know you stole their phones.
Dark_One77: Yea!
Lily_Lover62: I have no idea what you guys are talking about!!!!
SlytherinRoyalty: Are you so thick-headed we have to spell it out for you? Are you really?
SlytherinRoyalty: You stole Rem's phone and you sent this. [send screenshot of her conversation with "Remus"]
Lily_Lover62: ...
Lily_Lover62: Oh... that...
Dark_One77: You did the same to me, pretending to be Sirius! I thought he was breaking up with me!
Lily_Lover62: ...yea...
SlytherinRoyalty: You know what? THIS ISN'T OVER! You have released the girls upon yourself, and we will not relent. Not ever. (idc that I'm being dramatic! Sirius is always dramatic! He can share!!!)
Dark_One77: *nods in agreement*
*Dark_One77 has logged off*
SlytherinRoyalty: *Glares one last time at James* You had better beware...
*SlytherinRoyalty has logged off*
Lily_Lover62: ...
What'll the girls do!!! I can't wait to find out! We already have an idea. This was such a fun chapter! I hope you enjoyed!
-Whitepaw
I am so tempted to give spoilers!!! But I won't...hopefully...
~Dragonheart
Dragonheart... You better not give them spoilers lol.
-Whitepaw
YOU ARE READING
Marauder Chats
HumorThe marauders have been introduced to muggle phones. Much chaos and laughter ensue. This is not all mine, most of the chapters I was writing with Whitepaw but since I haven't heard from her in ages I must continue it for now :)
