"Why do you talk with your eyes closed?" -Yoona 2021
"More Woohoos in the shower." -Yoona 2021
"I can also do other things to music," -Not Me 2021
"You think ima pick up random guys, fuck em then murder em?" -Not Me 2021
"Cheating fucking dick with an ass," -Mist 2021
"I murdered a squid... I don't know how I feel about that," -Not Me. 2021
"DIRT!!" -Not Me 2021
"I getting beat up by a child!" -PB 2021
"Fuck me! ... Wait no... I'll save that for later," -Not Me 2021
"I wanna be murdered by a goat!" -PB 2021
"Ferdinand you can't hump the sheep!" -Not Me 2021
"Ready... Set... Hump!" -Not Me 2021
"You can hump it's child when it's grown," -Not Me 2021
"I'll only fuck guys named Chad," -Not Me 2021
"Fucking people will be my new hobby unless I'm not single," -Not Me 2021
"Lop," -Yoona ALL THE FRICKING TIME
~~Disclaimer: The next few quotes are mostly Not Me simping over Marvel Characters or being angry at ahem replacements~~
"You suck, You suck, You suck, You suck, You suck, You suck, You suck, You suck, You suck, You suck, You suck, You suck, You suck, You suck the ass of every homeless man that has shit themselves," - Not Me 2022
"Not me watching the series again just to see Bucky's sexy glare," - Not Me 2022
"I'm just going to blame Bucky for all the text stuttering," - Not Me 2022
"Bucky is a perfect mix between cute and sexy," - Not Me 2022
~Quick conversation because it's funny~
Not Me: I really do have a problem
Yoona: yes you do
Not Me: But... sexy glare
Yoona: no
Not Me: Yes, very very sexy glare
~End of conversation back to random quotes~
"Just think... Drunk Bucky... Bro," - PB 2022
"I'm too bust swooning over Bucky and his stupid sexy glare," - Not Me 2022
"Holy shit Bucky, stop with the sexy glare," - Not Me 2022
"Wife I have a problem... Bucky. has somehow. become sexy. in one day." - Not Me 2022
^Not Me 2022
"What is my hand gonna do _____?" - Zonsock 2022
"Jesus, Bucky just kicked a man through a brick wall and said "Stay There." I don't think I've ever been more attracted to him in my entire life," - Not Me 2022
"Masochist." - PB 2022
"Idk why but I like the way Bucky says 'Archipelago,'" - Not Me 2022
"I feel betrayed for Steve and Bucky," - Not Me 2022
"Me and Chris Evans are birthday twins- I feel so honored- He's suddenly become even hotter," - Not Me 2022
"BUCKY LOST HIS ARM AGAIN! I REPEAT BUCKY LOST HIS ARM AGAIN! Fucking shit Bucky keep your arms in tact," - Not Me 2022
^ Not Me 2022
"Bucky just got kicked in the balls and then carried on fight as if it was nothing," - Not Me 2022
"That'd be so cook," -PB 2022 (Yes they actually said 'cook')
"Okay but why do you have a painting of your own tits?" -Zonksock 2022
"My pillow case is on inside out," - PB 2022
~That's all for now, thanks for being patient! I hope you enjoyed the randomness! Later Alligators~~
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