{TW: Some of these may be offensive or triggering, read at your own risk}
"I just beat a zombie to death with pants, Get Absolutely Justined" -Mr. Giant 2021
"Do you have too much money? Do you need me to rob you? I think you do." -Not me2021
"Only L can eat me," -Not me 2021
"Hi Ms. Lewis' mom, yes I like your son romantically, would you mind waking him up to talk to me?" -Not me 2021
"He's a ginger :/" -Not me 2021
"'Ant-mans hut cums was sliding down my throat,' -Gay ants? You will never know." -Zonksock2021
"How do you know they have dicks?" -PB 2020
"Those pecs are bigger than mine!" -PB2020
"Musty, Crusty Justin = Mustin," -Not me 2020
"My Ipad just tried to rape me," -Not me 2021
"Ahhh the wind is pushing my iPad into my chesticles!" -Not me 2021
"You will not escape me child, you are dead!" -Not me's iPad 2021
"That thing that pees out of your sink," -Not me's Ipad 2021
{A/N: That's it for now, this will be updated whenever we find more quotes, or make more! Have a super sparkly day!}
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Magical Quotes From The: Big Boii And The T-Rex's Afternoon Snacks
No FicciónJust some quotes from crackheads. Enjoy the randomness, you get no context.
