The Knocked up Plan (Erehisu)

Chapter 1

"So, Let me get this straight."

Sasha placed her hands on her waist and her eyebrows knitted together as she continue,

"You guys want me to find a woman to sleep with Eren Yeager?."

She just repeated what the guys in front of her told her and she couldn't believe what she had just heard. These guys must have been out of their mind. Playing football and hitting their head quite often must have caused them to go crazy. The idea was simply outrageous.

The four guys, all of them were the members of The Paradis Titans, a famous National Football League Team.

It was a peaceful evening in the early of March and the guys were as usual, spending their time in Club Marley, their favorite place to hang out that was located not too far from the stadium where they used to train.

The brown headed man smirked, "well, it's gonna be his birthday soon. And we want to give him something special, Don't you think it's funny? That man is going to be twenty nine and It's been so long since he has sex."

The girl sighed, the restaurant part of the club has no other customer at the time so she could stay with these immature guys, "Jean, just because you fuck every women who spread their legs in front of you doesn't mean it's the same with Eren..."

Jean rolled his eyes, "C'mon Sasha, don't you pity him? He needs a good lay. It's been years since the last time he had sex. Can't you see? He got really cranky lately! He is frustrated! When a man is frustrated, there is no better remedy than a woman."

The tall girl continue to frown, the crazy idea is still not sinking in her tiny head.

"Wait, it's Eren we are talking about! Girls usually line up to be with him. He had girlfriends, didn't he? and in the news he just broke up with that supermodel few months ago."

"Well, He had girlfriends," the tallest man in their group talked slowly, Sasha looked intently waiting for whatever he's explaining, "but he doesn't sleep with any of them."

"Huh? Why? Did he had a traumatic sex experience?" She snorted thinking how one famous guy who is almost branded as a sex god, wouldn't do the deed. Eren Yeager is pretty famous, not just with his looks but because he is a football pro. He was tagged as a genius in that field.

"Well, He couldn't. How could he when those girls are barely 20? It should be a crime for him to date those girls in the first place," Armin then step up and said matter-of-factly, "his girlfriends were always ten years younger than him. Maybe he would wait until they got older before he would sleep with them."

Connie laughed, "He really need to stop this... Those girls, I bet, aren't even a virgin anymore, he shouldn't act like that. He is twenty eight for God sake!"

"Wait, I could understand if this two Idiot," Sasha glared and pointed out her two bestfriends who were laughing, "asked me to do it, but both of you! Reiner, Armin! I thought you guys have better common sense than these two! How could you guys asked me to get a prostitute to sleep with Eren!" She added slightly pissed, "And how come you think I would know any prostitute!"

"I am so sorry Sasha, but  I only agreed to do this because he had been really annoying since he broke up with his last girlfriend. You watched our last game, didn't you? Maybe you don't realize it but he is frustrated, as a man, trust me, I know what he needs," Reiner says and then he took a gulp of alcohol "and second, you know many kind of people. Or maybe Niccolo does. We couldn't ask him directly but you could."

"Get Nicco, out of here. That guy don't know any prostitute! and if he does know one I'll skin him alive." Sasha tighten her fist at the thought of her boyfriend cheating on her.