𝐀𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐋 𝐅𝐎𝐎𝐋 ☘︎︎ 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐋𝐄𝐑 𝐁𝐈𝐍𝐆

𝚃𝙾𝚆 𝙹𝙾𝙴𝚈𝚂 𝙵𝙰𝙺𝙴 𝙶𝙸𝚁𝙻𝙵𝚁𝙸𝙴𝙽𝙳

𝚓𝚘𝚎𝚢 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚙𝚊𝚜𝚜 𝚊𝚜 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚗𝚎𝚠
𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚛 𝚒𝚜 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚕𝚊'𝚜.
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JOEY'S FAKE GIRLFRIEND

☕︎︎ ☘︎︎ ☕︎︎

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐒 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐆𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐃 𝐀𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐃 𝐀𝐓 𝐂𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐋 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐊. "𝐖𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐋𝐄𝐓 𝐈𝐓 𝐆𝐎? 𝐈𝐓'𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐀 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐋."

"Not that big a deal? It's amazing. Ok, you just reach in there, there's one little maneuver, and bam, a bra right out the sleeve. All right, as far as I'm concerned, there is nothing a guy can do that even comes close. Am I right?" Ross explained.

"Come on! You guys can pee standing up," Monica rebutted.

Chandler gave a fake dumbstruck look. "We can? All right, I'm tryin' that."

"Ok, you know what blows my mind? Women can see breasts any time they want. You just look down and there they are. How you get any work done is beyond me?" Joey pondered in awe.

"Oh, ok, you know what I don't get? The way guys can do so many mean things, and then not even care," Rachel huffed.

Everyone paused, Ross filled the silence by shouting out, "multiple orgasms!" The guys cheered in agreement.

"If only you guys could give us one," Meredith rebutted, taking a sip of her coffee.

F•R•I•E•N•D•S

𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐋𝐄𝐑 𝐌𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐃 𝐓𝐎𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐒 𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐒 𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐂𝐇. "𝐒𝐎, 𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓, 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓, 𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓, 𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓, 𝐒𝐀𝐓-𝐔𝐑-𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓!"

"No plans, huh?" Joey questioned.

"Not a one," Chandler sighed.

"Not even, say, breaking up with Janice?" The Geller brother suggested.

"Oh, right, right, shut up," Chandler laughed, dismissing the suggestion.

Monica rolled her eyes. "Chandler, nobody likes breaking up with someone. You just gotta do it."

"No, I know, but it's just so hard, you know? I mean, you're sitting there with her, she has no idea what's happening, and then you finally get up the courage to do it, and there's the horrible awkward moment when you've handed her the note," Chandler groaned.

"Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man, just stop calling," Joey replied.

Meredith rolled her eyes. "This is why I also date women." Everyone except Phoebe turned their gaze towards her.

"Really?" Joey questioned with a smirk.

"You know, if you want, I'll do it with you," Phoebe told Chandler, moving the subject back to Chandler's problem.