Bunny | Vigilante Deku | DISCONTINUED

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Aizawa POV

I think it's safe to say that this Vigilante is a certified BITCH.

They REALLY had to go OUT OF THEIR WAY to get the FINEST glitter they could find.

Not to mention, when that bitch faced me, I couldn't see their damn face. Why? BECAUSE I WAS BLOWN UP BY THIS PINK GLITTER BOMB.

Just. Why.

Just as I get through the door, my husband looks at me from the kitchen.

"What happened to you? Get thrown up on by a Unicorn?" 

I scoffed at my spouse as I went to our bedroom to get fresh clothes. 

I walked into the bathroom and looked in the Mirror. 

Oh for fucks sake. 

I really do look like I was thrown up on by a unicorn.

What a pain in the ass. 

I locked the door to the bathroom as I took off my 'glittered' clothes. 

I turned the hot water on as I stepped in. Completely forgetting that showers take a while to heat up.

Just great. 

I watched as the glitter washed down the drain. 

Fucking great. 

I guess I can say goodbye to those black clothes.

Fucking FANTASTIC.

I occasionally stepped out of the shower, just to see where glitter still stuck. 

Eventually, I got almost all of it out. Y'know, except some on my hands, bottoms of my feet, and my hair. And some on my back, that I just can't seem to reach. 

Izuku POV

I sat in my bed, just staring at my ceiling. 

Not thinking about anything in particular.

Then, seemingly out of nowhere. 

I remembered something.. Important. 

Those.. what did I call them.. 'Hero Analysis for the Future'.

Things are getting boring around here. 

I can outrun Eraser, Midnight already gave up, Hawks only tried to find me once, and Joke caught a cold. 

My mentally draining games were coming to a halt. 

So.. I decided to get on a lesser known forum that I had when I was a kid. Heros would scout information there. It was almost impossible to do so though. 

Everyone on the forum had their username converted to numbers. For example, let's say that your username was.. JackBoss232.. The name would be converted to 1013112151919232.. Super long and annoying. The worst part, you can't tell if there were numbers in the original username, because EVERYTHING IS NUMBERS.

It was clear to see that all underground heros paid the $5 fee to get their hero name as their username, as not to cause confusion among other heros.

I was bored and had a break from Vigilante work, because I got shot.. Remember?

I had time to look around my old apartment to find the notebooks I had held so dearly. I also felt as though it would be a fun game to code all of this with the same key as the forum owners changed the usernames. 

I decided, since I was getting bored, that I would help heros improve, just to make things a little more difficult for me. 

A little more fun.

I spent the day trying to even log in to this damn website, I just couldn't manage to figure out my old password. I typed in everything that came to mind. 

Until.. 

*Welcome Back, On A Wire*

I'm in.