"ayup hey it's me alto clef comin at you with the NYOOOOM" ukulele guy says.
so the guy has blonde hair and shit and three mf eyes lol and a fedora i guess.
not much you can really say about that i guess
my massive anime tiddies boing loudly as i wipe tears from my eye [singular]
"what is up dr alto clef my g" i roar
"the sky LOLOLOLOL" the bitchboy hisses. i fucking hate him.
"k." i reply.
"so what do ya need, sister" alto clef rolls hims eyes [triple].
oh yeah alto clef is ur brother now this is a crack fic what did you expect
"bro help me find that 049 mf pls he's mad hot and i accidently ran away from him" i scream
"lol how do u accidently run away from somethin" big brother alto queries
"because i am the protagonist" i wail
he nods and takes my hand
of course, most women at this point would be cowering in horror and clutching at their [redacted] in fear because alto clef has that effect on women but i am 1. built different 2. his sister 3. not like other girls so yeah
we walk through the hallways
"so wanna catch up lil sis" alto giggles
"i got arrested. and now i am here. some fuckin weird ass facility u got here" i scream
"yeh. i'm only here becuz my daughter is locked up here i guess idk" alto finishes
"bro u got a child now" i yell
"yeh lol. so how'd u get arrested" alto questions
"so i like stole some cadbury's chocolate from tesco" i exclaim
"that is not a crime that results in the death penalty but ok" alto moans
"oh yeah also triple homicide" i evaluate
"pop off sis" alto congratulates
suddenly a loud crash is heard
alto and i turn to look at each other in a comical way before zooming off to meet the subject of the noise
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scp-049 x fem reader 😍😍(WARNING: SEGGSY)
Fanfictionyou are but a lone d-class, wrongly prosecuted with a death sentence and forced to be the foundation's toy. one day, you are forced into 049's cell, but his touch cannot kill you. !! THIS IS A JOKE OKAY!! IRREGULAR UPDATES BCUZ I AM INCONSISTENT 🤣�...
