Mike peed his pants!!

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Recap: Dustin, hoppers, mike, eleven, and Steve hop in the car, leaving the wolf tower and Barbara in the street.

"Where are we going, officer hoppers?", Dustin sounded like a helpless, curious child

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"Where are we going, officer hoppers?", Dustin sounded like a helpless, curious child.

"Police station" officer hoppers sighed. "Theres a dead woman in the street and uhh.. a wolf tower. You were all in the area, so each of you need to go to the station for witness questioning."

Dustin did not like this: "The police station? I WILL NOT REVISIT THAT BARF PIT."

Hopper: "Dustin, I'm off duty, but it is my job as the eldest in the group to make the responsible choice of- HEY STOP THAT!"

Dustin had a strong grip on the steering wheel. "We go in there, we're suspects."

The car was swerving across the road as hopper and Dustin fought over control of the car.

Eleven had super hearing powers and she could sense police sirens getting closer to them. She tried to warn everyone in the car: "they're coming. The police."

Officer hoppers was still driving, but Dustin never gave up the steering wheel. "Good." He said. His cop buddies would arrest Dustin and take the rest of them to the precinct, he thought.

Now everyone in the car could hear sirens. Mike had a terrible fear of the police, because his single mom is heavily addicted to meth.

Eleven could hear the sirens and sense exactly where they come from: "they drove past the house", she was worried they would come pull them over.

They got pulled over. Hoppers good buddy Tim walked to the drivers window with a clipboard. "Hoppers? What are you doing driving like that?!?"

"I understand it may look like to you that I was recklessly driving, but you see here my friend Dustin here, whom I went to college with, was grabbing the wheel because he's, Uh, psychotic. "
Tim raised an eyebrow at Justin, and Justin smiled at him.

"I need you to step out of the car, hopper." Tim signaled his partner who was sitting in the cop car as hopper got out of the car. "Were gonna need to do a breathalyzer." His partner, Vanesa, had a breathalyzer kit prepared for him. They walked to the cop car and the kids sat to wait.

Steve started searching around and sniffing because as he was trying to figure out what he was smelling. "Does anyone else smell something... like a pee smell?" Right as he finished his sentence he felt a warm touch of wetness feel his butt of which he was sitting on.

"MIKE DID YOU PEE ON ME!??"

Mike could not respond quickly enough. He was scared out of his balls.

"MIKE! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT-"

"IM SCARED, OKAY?" Mike was nervous as it was and now he's got to deal with is large puddle of pee in the car that everyone is sitting in.

Eleven and Steve quickly jumped from the car to avoid more pee. Dustin followed them because he was clueless. Mike stayed in the car to hide from his darkest fear of cops.

As officer Vanesa was still testing hoppers for intoxication, Tim turned around when he heard the kids getting out of the car. "What's going on, guys"

Steve, of course, was the first to say something. "HE JUST PEED ALL OVER ME!"

Tim: "who?"

Eleven sighed. "Mike, he's still in the car."

Before officer Tim could check on mike, Vanesa just finished up the tests on hopper.

Tim, Vanesa, and hopper circled up to see the blood alcohol test results as the kids stood back to watch. Vanesa looked at the results then looked back at hoppers, worried: "Jim, you're intoxicated enough for an arrest."

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