After school on a regular Friday afternoon eleven invited herself into Dustins house planning to make a waffle with her buddy. She found Dustin lying on the living room couch with Jim hopper on top of him, they were fighting.
She screeched in terror, "IM CALLING MIKE!" She stomped out of the house, slamming the door behind her.
Standing on dustins front porch, eleven picked up her Motorola DynaTAC 8000X and called Mike.
After patiently waiting through a few rings, eleven heard a loud but quick: "SHUTUP!!" And mike hung up abruptly. This is because mike is evil.
She shouldn't have called him at this hour. He would probably be with Steve, hunting for the Bigfoot ghost Wolfpack.
Eleven jumped in shock, and dropped the brick phone on her stick foot toes.
She calmly let herself onto the ground, still in front of dustins house, andyelled out in pain: "Help! Help! I need an ambulance."
Barbara coming out from nowhere, ran to elevens rescue.
"Pup, are you alright?" She leaned down to kiss her, but eleven screamed, "NAO! IM HURTING!"
Barbara suddenly had a depressed expression on her face. She cried and cried and cried until she was barfing tears from her butthole, and she fainted into the grass.
Eleven looked at her girlfriend in shock. She whispered to herself, "this must be the ghost of poseidon. She's been possessed!"
Eleven carefully dipped her toes into the pool of butthole water surrounding Barbara and they we're instantly healed.
She stood up in a rush.
She picked up Barbara and rushed out to the street. A car suddenly arrived in front of the house beside where she dumped Barbara. A young voice from the rolled down window of the car yelled: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
It was Mike and Steve!
Dustin came storming out of his house in a bathrobe, furiously observing the commotion in his front yard. Officer hoppers follows behind him, confused. "WHATS GOING ON OUT HERE?!" -Dustin screeches.
Mike: "We caught the Bigfoot ghost wolf pack!"
Dustins expression jumps from angry to excited and joyful.He yells "AWESOME!!!" As he joyfully marches to the back of the car and with no hesitation, he flamboyantly pops the trunk wide open.
In less than a second, a pack of twelve wolves charged out of the trunk at eleven.
Eleven reflexed into a defensive position as if she could sense the attack before it happened. Like a wizard protecting himself from a beast, she shouted, "WAFFLE PATRONUM!"
This spell snapped the wolves into a calm, hypnotic state. With their bodies stiff like a stuffed deer, they calmly stacked themselves on top of each other, to make a 25 foot wolf tower. They remain in position as a tower structure in the middle of the street.
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Hoppers, Eleven, Mike, Steve, and Dustin climbed into the car, leaving Barbara and the wolf tower in the street.
