Mobain // Kurt Cobain x Bob Marley

Chapter 1 ; Mobain

"I HATE YOU!!!" Kurt yelled at Courtney. "OK YA, I HATE YA TOO!!" Courtney yelled back. "Goodbye, I want a fucking divorce. Right now. Right here." Kurt said with anger. "Okay, I don't fucking care. Let me get the papers stupid." Courtney said and ran off to get the papers. Kurt was angry, he wanted to get rid of Courtney and start a new life. Courtney came back with the papers. "Here, sign these and you're out of here." Courtney said, placing the papers down. "Me? Out of here? Have you lost your mind!? You get out." Kurt said. "No you." Courtney said. "Fine." Kurt said with anger. He got a pen then started to sign the papers. "Done, now you." Courtney rolled her eyes and snatched the pen from Kurt. "Bitch..." she whispered. She signed the papers. "Now let's go in the car and show it to the Attorney." Courtney said, while walking to her car. "Fine......" Kurt said following her. They both got into the car and started to play the radio. "Teeny Weeny Short Dick Man" started to play. Kurt was unnoticed of the song but Courtney was noticed.

"This song is about you." Courtney joked to Kurt. Kurt turned to Courtney and started to cuss her out "Bitch if you don't get your squiggly soggily blonde ass gucci ass dumbass fuckface mouth closed it will be a long day." Courtney rolled her eyes. "We're almost here so I wouldn't have to deal with that."

It's been 30 minutes and Courtney & Kurt finally arrived to the court. They both walked up to the attorney (idk what it's called) and gave them the papers. "Stupid idiots. Anyway your divorce is successful. Here's a coupon for a dating tv show if you need a new womanz or a manz." The attorney said and pulled out a coupon. Courtney took the card but Kurt, he declined. Kurt walked out and started to walk on the streets. Courtney drove home. Kurt had nothing. He just walked and walked and walked.

It's been 1 day. Kurt still had nothing until he heard a voice saying, "Hey! Is that the lead singer of Nirvana?" Kurt turned around and thousand of people ran up to him. "Holy fuck!" Kurt said with surprise and started to run. "Hold up!" A voice yelled. Kurt hit a dead end but there was 2 sides, left or right. Kurt was a lefty so he chose left. There was one place he stopped at, he can trick the fans thinking he was gone so he ran to the studio and OOPS- He met someone that would be the love of his life.