Ah, yes... Doom Manor...
Home of the Doom Patrol.
Where anyone is welcome, even villains. Well, some villains.
Any hoodle! Let's see what's going on inside, shall we?'Tip toe tip toe'
Someone is lurking the halls...
"Into the thick of it... into the thick of it... into the thick of it, ugh."
Whispered none other than the man, the myth, the legend....
Wolverine."There's too many damn hallways and doors... which one is it?"
Wolverine had gotten some information that Niles has information about something top secret and Wolverine wants to know what the fuck is up.H̶u̶g̶h̶ ̶J̶a̶c̶k̶m̶a̶n̶ Wolverine was reaching for a doorknob when the sound of the door bell rung through Doom Manor.
The doorknob started to turn and Wolverine hid behind a lamp.
"NOBODY GET THE DOOR, IT'S FOR ME!" The Cheif, Niles shouted and wheeled extremely fast down the hallway.
"Bingo..." Wolverine whispered and slipped into the room.Meanwhile...
'He's here he's here he's here he's here'
Niles thought to himself as he wheeled down the hallway.
Cliff was reaching for the front door handle when he got there.
"I said that it was for me dammit, go jerk off somewhere else." He snapped at Cliff.
Cliff blinked a few times.
"Uh... fuck, okay you don't have to be like that man." Cliff said before walking away.Niles took a deep breath.
"Okay, get it together bitch."
He whispered, running a hand through his hair. He opened the door.
"Charles, welcome." He smield.
On the other side of the door, sitting at eye level with the Cheif was none other than Professor Xavier.
He nodded his head.
"Niles, it's good to see you."
He responded. They wheeled closer and did a super secret handshake with their wheelchairs.
I'm not gonna describe it, you can use your imagination."Come on in, I'll show you to my lab."
Niles moved so he could get inside Doom Manor.Meanwhile...
Wolverine could hear voices coming down the hallway.
'Oh shit!' He thought.
He sighed before whispering:
"I'm the best there is at what I do, but what I do best isn't very nice."
He slipped into the closet and peaked through the cracks in the closet...Prof X and Niles made their way down the hallway, ya know just chit chatin' when a familiar face stepped out of a doorway.
"Magneto?" Professor X said in a very confused tone.
"Ah, shit." Magneto said when he saw the two of them coming down the hall.
"Erik, what did I say about using that kind of language?"
Rita said, stepping out behind him, she looked like they'd had a crazy fuck sesh."Sorry, Mistress..." he said.
"It's okay, baby." She said. "You almost forgot your present."
She reached up around his neck and put a pink lace choker with the words
"Good boy" on it. Rita kissed Magneto on the forehead and smacked his juicy ass.
"I'll see you tomorrow." She said and went back to her room.
The three men stared at each other.
Magneto cleared his throat.
"See you guys around..." He went past them and left Doom Manor."Don't you think he kinda looks like Michael Fassbender?" Niles asked.
"I think it all the fuckin' time."
Professor X responded like he was relieved that someone finally said it.
The went into the lab.The room was silent until the door was closed.
Niles turned his chair around and looked at Charles, he took a deep breath. "Are you nervous? I'm a little nervous if I'm being honest."
Niles spoke up.
Charles looked slightly taken aback.
"You sounded so confident on the phone, why are you nervous now?"
Charles asked.Niles wheeled closer to his chair bound friend. "I'm nervous because...
I think its gonna work."
He whispered.
Charles smiled. "Than what are we waiting for? Let's get to work, Bitch."
He said, holding up his baddie nails.
Niles mimicked the motion.
"Let's do this."
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Doom Patrol Smut
HumorPlease don't take this seriously. I'm writing this just to mess around and make my friends laugh and hopefully to make you laugh as well. Also it's kinda like a writing exercise... Anyway, read at your own risk.