Doom Patrol Smut

Meanwhile At Doom (Pink Hair Prequel)

"So... We're just gonna go in and invade Doom Manor while they're home?" Aries asked. Mr. Nobody placed his hand on her shoulder.
"No, Pinki we're not just gonna invade Doom Manor. We're simply going to infiltrate and have a little fun."
He smiled. "My name is Aries. Can you actually call me that for once?"
She asked. He pulled his hand away.
"Whatever, Pinki." He turned away from her and threw his arms out.
"Anyway! Here's the plan."

- Meanwhile At Doom Manor -

"Niles." Cliff said, peaking into his lab.
"When can I get my repairs? I think I'm walking slower than normal."
He asked. Niles looked up from his paperwork. "Sorry for the wait Cliff.
Just get comfortable on the table and I'll be with you in a minute."
Niles smiled at Cliff.
Cliff walked over and laid down on the table.

Niles reached over for his chocolate bar. "What??" He whispered to himself. He looked over and saw that there was no chocolate bar by his side. "Give me a moment Cliff, I'll be back in a moment." He called out as he wheeled himself out.
He made his way to Doom Kitchen™️.
He opened the pantry door and there it was, his favorite kind of chocolate.
He smiled brightly and pulled back the wrapper and took a big bite.

He started to feel... strange? Not like
"I'm gonna shit myself, someone get me a toilet fast."
But like. "why is that bird kissing that butterfly??" Soon everything started to look fuzzy, a dark figure stepped into view. "Hey Chief." The figure smirked. 

- meanwhile in the other room -

While Niles was in the other room Cliff was Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool on the table. And even though Cliff could not feel, he could tell that this table was very uncomfortable.
He closed his eyes and shifted, trying to get comfortable.
He heard movement in the room,
he assumed that it was the Cheif coming back in. Cliff was going to open his eyes and greet him but.
'What the fuck?' Cliff thought.

"Did he fucking shut off the neuro transmitters??" Cliff shouted internally.
"YOU SAID THIS WAS GOING TO BE A QUICK FUCKING PROCEDURrreee..."
Beddy bye for Cliffypoo.
"Is he asleep now?" Aries asked, peaking her head into the room.
"Of course he is pinki! Now,
Bring in the Cheif!" Mr. Nobody exclaimed. And so, Aries wheeled in the Cheif.

"Did he eat the S#!t??" Mr. Nobody asked. Aries nodded her head and sighed. "Yep... " She said.
Mr. Nobody walked over to her and placed a hand on his hip.
"And why do you sound so upset?"
He asked her.
She motioned down to Niles.
He only sat in his chair with his head down to the side, he was laughing and whispering about being a chocolate bar... or something like that.

"It's just kinda sad... I mean, it's not like he can fight us or anything."
Aries said. Mr. Nobody placed his hand on her shoulder and pointed down at the Cheif.
"Pinki... you have no clue what this old boomer fuck has done to these people." He stated. She nodded her head and saluted Mr. Nobody.
"Whatever you say, boss." She said.
Mr. Nobody showed a wide grin.
"That's more like it." He said, he turned back to Cliff on the operating table. "Now, let's get this robot dick-
I mean, decked out."

- Little Tiny Bit Later -

Right now, if you were to be standing outside of Doom Manor the only thing you would be able to hear is the Nintendo Wii music blaring
(Almost) as loud as possible.
Now, let's see what's going on in side.
"Okay, Pinki you can open your eyes now." Mr. Nobody shouted over the music. Pinki slowly opened her eyes.
"Holy s#!t Boss!" Pinki approached the operating table. She reached out and ran her finger over the tip of Cliffs brand new Robo Dong.

She looked back at Mr. Nobody.
"You made this?" She asked, pointed at the metal shaft.
Mr. Nobody crossed his arms and stood proud. "Indeed Pinki, I made this incredibly great dick for our metal friend." He smiled.
She slowly looked back at it.
"Shouldn't someone take it for a test ride?" She said. Aries felt
Mr. Nobody's hands on her shoulders.
"Now, now. We'll get to that soon, we just have a few more things to do first." He said. He booped her on the nose and walked over to Niles.

He knelt down in front of the Cheif and lightly smacked his cheek.
"Hey, Cheif... wake up we need you."
He laughed. Niles only giggled in response.
"Harder Rita... " He groggily said.
Mr. Nobody's eyes got wide, he looked over at Aries.

"Who would've guessed that the Cheif is a kinky fuck?" He said.
Aries laughed. "Hey, whatever licks your asshole I guess." She said.
Mr. Nobody wheeled Niles to a deck and grabbed a pen. He held the pen in the Chief's hand and guided it to write something. He walked back over to Cliff and tied the little note to the robo  dick. Aries walked over and looked at it.

"Dear Cliff, You're welcome. Love Niles." She looked up at Mr. Nobody.
"Weird flex, but okay." She said.
She followed Mr. Nobody back over to Niles. Mr. Nobody climbed onto the chief's lap and straddled his hips.
He pulled out a tube of lipstick and started writing on his forehead.
He looked over at Aries.
"Do you have a mirror?" He asked.
She pulled out a small mirror from her back pocket and held it out for him to see. He began to put lipstick on his own lips.

He smiled at Aries. "How's it look?"
He asked her. She gave a thumbs up.
"Fabulous." She said, doing jazz hands. He looked back at the cheif and pulled him into a big kiss
That lasted a little.... too long.
Aries fake coughed. Mr. Nobody stood up and looked at a watch that  he wasn't wearing. "Okay, here's what we need to do. We're going to carry Cliff back to his room and then while he's in bed I'm gonna turn him back on. When he fully wakes up he'll probably think it's tomorrow so I'll get out as fast as I can."

He pointed at Aries. "You're gonna stay here and wait-"
"You're making me stay? Isn't that dangerous?" She asked.
"Pinki, pinki. It's okay, you'll be fine.
Cliff has a massive boner right now and YOU Pinki will be the one to help him." He looked at the wall.
"With his 'Problem'." He said.
Aires gave a wide smile and nodded her head. "Sounds good, and I'm fixing to smash." She said.
Mr. Nobody turned to Cliff.
"Let's get to work."

- Not Long Later -

Cliff opened his eyes, he sat up on the edge of his bed.
He was feeling very lonely, but even more horny...