Kokichi: I met dora
Nagito: Dora..??
Kokichi: The explorer 😏
Hajime: how
Ryoma: I too met Her
Kokichi: this isn't about you
Hiyoko: I also met her
Kokichi: OH MY GOD YOU ARE ALL JEALOUS BITCHES TRYING TO STEAL MY DORA AWAY!
Makoto: I saw her...
Junko: it's the police hands up!
Celestia: yes it is the police!
Kyoko: no it's not?
Shuichi: yeah it's not though?
Junko: me and Celestia are the police now
Celestia: we have committed too many crimes for us to let the unjust people of law take away our freedom
Junko: also the WOH are kinda being annoying so if I assume another identity, Police officer Doa Baek then they won't bother me, speaking of, Nagito they miss you and are asking about Mukou no Magicant and Tsunaide Shokusho-Kun
Nagito: oh dear Christ no
Hajime: I'm guessing I'll have to come with you.
Nagito: OBVIOUSLY
Souda: I was at the beach that day...
Hajime: AND YOU DIDNT THINK TO TELL US?
Gundham: he thought to tell me...
Gundham: my life is cursed
Souda: I may be a dumbass bastard but that was too scarring for my virgin eyes
Miu: I'd hardly say virgin!
Chiaki: yeah we live above you you know!
Sonia: we hear... everything
Mikan: w-wait I-I'm the o-o-only one that knows a-b-bout Mukou n-no Magicant...
Hajime: YOU KNEW?
Nagito: wait how does Junko know?
Junko: I know everything DUH
Junko: Nah Naegi told me
Naegi: yeah the Future foundation saw everything you know!
Nagito: no... that means... no
Togami: Yes I saw you and hajime in the "comfort" of his cottage.
Kyoko: and the theatre... and the pool
Hajime: NOT THE POOL
Akane: I saw y'all...
Nagito: SHIT SHIT SHIT THE THEATRE....
Hajime: yeah you were kinda hopped up on something there
Junko: you 😏
God: yeah I saw them
Hajime: YOU WERE ME
God: secretly
Nagito: wait a mimosa... that means that hajime WASNT talentless? If you were him the entire time and I was just bitchy for no reason?!?
Hajime: even if he wasn't it still had no reason
Nagito:no... yes it did
Junko: ANYWAY GET GOIN MONACA WANTS YALL
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Hajime's PoV
Monaca was standing in the way of the door
"Yay! S-Komaeda! And Knife hair! Monaca is so happy!"
" I have a name you know." I informed her
"Yes Monaca knows everyone has a name silly! But Monaca doesn't know yours yet! So tell me!"
"His Name is Hajime Hinata" Nagito Spoke for me
"Oh okay Mr Hajime! Monaca Hates your name!"
What? That's really rude! She's like 12?!
" no no Monaca isn't being rude if that's what you were thinking, it sounds like Haijime! Like H-haiji..."
Komaeda explained the whole Haiji thing to me
What the actual fuck
Poor Komaru
(Time skip brought to you by how hot Celestia is) 🔥
As soon as we entered the WoH HQ Nagito was attacked with hugs
Made me kinda jealous
But their just kids Hajime
Stop talking to yourself Hajime
No Hajime
Eventually we sat down and Kotoko asked us
"What is Tsunaide Shokusho-Kun?"
Oh no
Me and Komaeda laughed nervously... why that ?
Then Monaca asked "and what's Mukou no Magicant?"
"Oooo a magician!" Said Jataro
"Mukou sounds like Big sis Junko's big sis! Mukuro!"
"Is Mukuro a part of this?"
"Why are you so nervous"
"Hajime, why do you have tits"
That one Komaeda said....
"WHAT THE FUCK"
Dark times ... dark times indeed.
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