Chiaki's PoV
Shit.
Tonight's the night
Souda Is sleeping over at Gundhams house.
Otherwise known as right above mine and Sonia's
Nice.
Souda's Pov:
Shit shit shit....
I'm at gundhams door ... he hasn't moved apartments as he?
What if this isn't his door?
What are you on about? You've Been here like 20 times before and he gave you this address in case you forgot...
What if it's a prank?
I reached to knock at the door but before I could it opened
"AAAAKKHH" Gundham fucking screeched
He dropped his carrots and multiple bags of I can only assume flour...
Wait why did he have carrots and white powder....
The powder isn't cocaine is it?
»The farm chapter wasn't promoting drugs kids... unless your Rantaro then idk do meth.«
"W-We agreed upon seven!" Gundham really stumbled through that one .. how much did a shock him?
"It is seven you Scutzch Wound!" I corrected him
"YOU CANNOT JUST SAY SCUTZCH WOUND AND EXPECT I, SUPREME OVERLORD OF ICE TO GET IT FROM CONTEXT!"
"CAN YALL FUCKIN KEEP IT DOWN" Chiaki screamed through the floorboards
I sighed "I'm sorry I called you a Scutzch wound"
"I apologise for yelling at you... would you prefer to ponder inside, my aid is required elsewhere but I shalt return shortly" gundham is literally Shakespearean my Atua,
I let myself in and holy shit was it decorated. I've been here before... did he do this for me? Let's just hope the bed doesn't have rose petals on or anything...
I looked around and to my delight the rose petals were not scattered! But as I wasn' t much of a snooper when I first came round I didn't look to see if there was a spare bedroom.
And lo, there is not. I mean I don't mind it's just I owe Chiaki £50 if I make too much noise and there's only one bed and I'm guessing the yelling counts and I don't have £100 just ready to give Chiaki if you know what I'm saying...
Anywho when my little Victorian came back from is carrot related escapade I asked him where I was gonna sleep...
While i knew the answer already I just wanted to see him flustered and oh boy it worked
He quickly realised it wasn't that awkward of a question because we had shared a bed like 50 times already .
"It is required you share my place of rest, my paramour, are you comfortable with such knowledge?" Gundham literally knew how to be so condescending sometimes.
"Yeah that's okay" I have such a way with words don't I?
Silence
More silence
7:15
"You wanna play animal crossing... I brought my switch"
"Yes"
»Time skip brought to you by buff monokuma peeing ur pants«
" HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU SO GOOD AT CATCHING BUTTERFLIES"
"Kazuichi, it is the single easiest part of he game"
"FUCK YOU"
"You are being dramatic"
"I know.."
"Would you like to embrace shark mortal?"
"Yeppers"
And so they hugged
(Hugged was the 500th word)
( word was the 505th word.... AND I CRUMBLE COMPLETELY WHEN YOU CRY)
"AHA! I CAUGHT ONE!"
"Very good Kazuichi"
"£100 KAZ!" Chiaki fuckin screeched
Oh yeah I forgot... imma be in debt aren't i...
It soon struck dark
Let the awkwardness commence
"Well shark mortal, I need to aid my animals in the morning and it is 11:00"
"Yeah I'm pretty Narfed out too"
"What In the firey underworld does she "narfed out" mean?"
"Okay this one's on you, you could've gotten that from context man, I'm tired"
"Well I suppose I'm *ahem* "Narfed out" too"
"I wonder how I'm so great sometimes!"
"I do too Kazuichi..."
"Was that a compliment or a self compliment because either way I'm happy to be honest"
"AWWHHHE" came from below the floorboards... in Sonia's voice, why was she listening to us? Why is she up anyway? I'm tired...
"Uh- Kazuichi you are aware that the right side is my domain. Breaches of this rule may result in a pillow fight."
"Dude don't worry I won't skulk over to you side....... unless you want me too"
Smooth as butter and as spicy and deep fried Teruteru
"K-KAZUICHI! And also Skulk?"
"No because skulk is an actual common English phrase... it might not be Shakespearean English your highness but it's still English!"
Damn I really layed into him
"Do not scold me you puny feind"
I gave him the glare, i reckon he deserved it. He hasn't called me a feind since the island, he knew how to strike a nerve and that's why he's the nicest most loving person I've ever hated with my entire existence. Needless to say, I love him.
(Time skip brought to you by shuichi listening to The Orion Experience.... and that my cat has shat somewhere)
No ones PoV :
"STOP HOGGING THE FUCKING COVERS!"
"ITS MY BED!"
"YOU HAVE LIKE 50 JUST GIVE SOME TO ME!"
"MAYBE YOU'D HAVE SOME IF YOU WEREN'T NINETY LIGHTYEARS AWAY FROM ME!"
"OH- ohhhh..... so you want me to be closer to you...?"
"W-WHAT I- NO! POSSIBLY AND UH....Yes..."
"HAH! You little nonker!"
"Nonker? Seriously my prince,Kazuichi use words that are not Scutzch wound or Nonker. And also I believe I am allowed to want to be close to you, You are my paramour"
"S-shut up..."
"Never" and so gundham wrapped his arm around the little tsundere that is Kazuichi and they slumbered.
Where is your wine boy Richard?, I thirst"
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