Warning this advances the plot
"HEY SHU!" Kokichi yelled
"What? And where's Nagisa?" Shuichi responded
"Can you give me a back ruuuubbbb??? I'm gonna dieeeeee" kokichi wailed
"Your not going to die and seriously where is Nagisa?"
"Person who's gonna give me a back rub says what" kokichi
blurted
"What? Oh"
"Haha got you now you have to! And Nagisa wanted to go with Jataro because they were doing campfire night at the WOH HQ"
"Oh... uh okay and why do you keep saying your dying? Are you Ill ?" Shuichi asked
"I don't know I feel like death and Tokos unwashed hair had a baby and it was raised by racist slurs"
"That is awfully specific, I'll make you some soup,"
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Shuichi PoV
Soup
It's weird that I have a child now to be responsible for when kokichi is literally a child already.
I'm not a pedophile though I'm not dating a child, don't call the police I'm just- soups done!
I walked into the bedroom to see kokichi sleeping, wait... he had passed out or was he dead? You know for a detective you'd think I'd be good at telling by now but nope Kokichis pulse is super weak he is so unhealthy and scrawny I can never tell if he's dead when he's asleep so I have to shake him on the shoulder and then he bites my hand.
Meanwhile...
Nagito's PoV:
Hajime was laying on the sofa... he's usually more productive than this, something must be wrong!
Hopefully he isn't sick, I don't want him giving it to Monaca either... And what if I get it! Who's going to look after everyone? I guess I could still do it... yeah it would inspire hope! I'll still check on Hajime
"UGGHHH...." Hajime groaned
"What's wrong? Do you need help?" Dude I sure am helpful
"Yeahhh I'm about to die... I feel like tokos unwashed greasy hairrrrr" damn way to Rip into Toko Hajime that's a solid 2 for 2
"I might...just... go to sleep... for a little.......... while"
Hajime seemed tired anyway... I think I can take advantage of this situation... if I could just...
"AHHH FUCK MY HAND WHY"
"You know why"
"Who the fuck said that?"
"Me, Hajimes Ahoge. Don't go touching me I can talk when he's been knocked out or in life threatening danger... or when it's Friday at 5-6"
"Wait why on Fridays?"
"I didn't say anything... and don't ask Makoto..."
"Yeah but- HAJIMES BEEN KNOCKED OUT!"
"Uh huh your just realising? Your such a bad boyfriend seriously"
"So are you like Hajimes thoughts or his judgy bestfriend whom I secretly hate but won't tell him"
"Neither I'm more of a sherryl with a s and two rs and I basically make it my entire personality because whenever me and the girls go out my name isn't on the keychain things at peacocks and yeah you aren't getting this basically I'm his judgy bestfriend."
"Oh okay so Hajime doesn't think that..."
"Well I can see his thoughts and we communicate sometimes because there is a little bit of Kamukura left in here but no he doesn't think that"
"Well will I have to call Mikan? I have no idea what to do!"
"Bad boyfriend who doesn't deserve Hajime says what?"
"What di- OI I DO DESERVE HIM AND IM PROVING IT"
"Say it don't spray it bitch"
"Real virgin vibes coming from over here"
"Hey! I'm not a virgin and you know it!"
"Wait are we talking telepathically?"
"Depends are you linked with Kamukura?"
"Well I think I might still have some Kamukura in me if you know what I mean"
"Wha- oh you dirty bitch"
"Oh my phones ringing... it's shuichi wait let me answer this you rat"
"Hey it's shuichi uhh kokichi just passed out I figured you might know how to help?"
"Oh funny same things just happened to hajime yeah I have no clue how to help... and his Ahoges talking shit about me"
"Oh yeah same with kokichis scarf apparently it's a Megan?"
I covered the phone and turned to Hajimes Ahoge
"you know a Megan?"
"Oh yeah is it Megan? Tell her Sherryl says hi!"
I went back to the phone
"Yeah I got a Sherryl here their telling me to tell Megan they say hi... yeah... oh ... oh okay I'll tell them"
I covered the phone again
"Megan's not speaking to you"
"She's not?
"No sorry"
"That bitch she always got the keychain"
They phone was reapproached
"Yeah how do you feel about just calling mikan"
"I don't feel that bad no.."
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FanfictionIt has all the different games in it but mostly Sdr2 , the timeline is weird it's like an au we're all the dead people r alive but the tragedy still happened ig Ships: Celesgiri,Naegami,Ishimondo,Tokomaru, sakuraoi, Komahina, Soapies, Amaguji, banda...
