Hello! Huge fan of mythology here. You can figure it out from my username as well. This idea has been living rent-free in my head for OVER A YEAR at this point, and I just had to get this out there.
This is in a dialog format and will contain references to Greek Myths. Obviously. The title said it too. Inspired by God's School and actual Mythology.
WARNING: I have no idea how talk shows are supposed to work. (Also, Zeus)
I'll leave the floor to Hades and Hestia now...
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*camera rolling in 3, 2, 1, and ACTION!*
Hestia: Good evening everyone! My name is Hestia,
Hades: And I am her brother, Hades.
Zeus: *off-screen* Hey, shouldn't I be the host of this show thingy. After all, I am the most famous Greek God.
Hera: *off-screen* Shut up, Zeus. I still remember what happened the last time you said that in front of Hades... *snickers*
Zeus: *off-screen* We do not speak of that incident!
*audience laughs*
Hestia: *clears throat* Yes, so, um, shall we proceed?
Hades: By all means. Before we begin, we'd like to thank our sponsors, Hebe and Sons, who produce the best ambrosia and nectar in their organic nymph farms.
Hestia: A special mention to the Argonauts as well. Use our special code, JARGON, to get a flat 50% on your next boat or ship. They also take custom orders on building a sea-worthy vessel.
Poseidon: *off-screen* Come on! You should have picked me instead! I'm literally the God of the Sea, and get this, ships sail on seas!
Athena: *off-screen* Shut up, fishboy.
*audience laughs*
Poseidon: *off-screen* Show some respect, you insolent child! I am your uncle
Demeter: *off-screen* Hers and half of Greece.
*audience laugh and whistle*
Hades: Ahem. As you all must have gathered by now, we at Olympus have decided to start our very own talk show. Of course, I have had to journey to Olympus all the way from the Underworld, but let's not get into that.
Aphrodite: *off-screen* You're only here because Sephy's above ground this time of the year, aren't you?
*audience oohs*
Hades: *blushing* M-moving on, we now invite our first deity, Chaos!
*audience claps and cheers*
*a tiny galaxy hovers above a comfortable looking sofa*
Hestia: *bows* Greetings, O Elder One.
Hades: *salutes* Sup, Grandma. How are you doing?
*one of the galaxies arms reaches out to high-five Hades*
Hestia: *elbows Hades* Show some respect, idiot.
Hades: Show some respect to me, Hestia. I'm your elder brother.
Hestia: *crosses her arms and pouts*
Hades: Hestia, no! Not the puppy-dog eyes! Ugh, you're so cute, I can't resist.
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The Greek Mythology Talk Show
FanfictionA talk show for all you mythology nerds out there! Join Hades and Hestia as they start their own talk show, with various figures and deities joining them. Featuring the 12 Olympians, Titans, Primordials, and even mortals as well, what could go wrong...
