-direct messages between Sara and other characters
-group chats
-pictures sent from Sara and other characters
-gifs sent from Sara and other characters
But yeah!
Enjoy!
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Jax AKA Lil' Bro
Season 1
Lil' Bro: hey, Sara?
Sara: yes?
Lil' Bro: I need some advice
Sara: on...?
Lil' Bro: on romance.
Sara: lol ok. how can I help?
Lil' Bro: I like Kendra
Sara: what?? no way!!
Lil' Bro: ye, but I'm pretty sure she likes Ray...
Sara: makes sense.
Lil' Bro: dude wtf?!
Sara: I mean it makes sense you would like her.... 😅😅
Lil' Bro: right... so? advice?
Sara: haha
Lil' Bro: um... helloooo
Sara: wait you actually wanted my help?!
Lil' Bro: uh, yeah! why would I lie!
Sara: I didn't think you were lying, I thought you were joking!
Lil' Bro: why would you think that?!
Sara: jax, i dated my sister's boyfriend. and then got back together with him again, but only after dating an assassin. you really came here for relationship advice?
Lil' Bro: ...
Lil' Bro: I've made a mistake coming to you.
Sara:
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Two Hours Later
Sara: Lenny, I have tea! Ray proposed to Kendra and she said yes!!
Sara: oh, fuck, wrong person
Lil' Bro: I hate you.
Sara: 😘
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Ray AKA Small Big Man
Season 5
Sara: Ray why has Rory locked himself in his room
Small Big Man: I was wondering the same thing.
Sara: dammit I needed his help
Small Big Man: Maybe I can help you.
Sara: I need to burn something.
Small Big Man: What do you need to burn?
Sara: nunya
Small Big Man: That's not a word...
Sara: yes it is.
Small Big Man: Prove it. What is "nunya"?
Sara [voice message]: *nunya business*
Small Big Man: You are so childish... did you even need Mick's help?
Sara: Yes, and I do actually need to burn something
Small Big Man: Tell me what so I can help you.
Sara: I need to burn a demon out of my body
Small Big Man: That's not funny. Having a devil control your body isn't fun.
Sara: OH SHIT! I forgot you actually got possessed!!!
Small Big Man: It was literally five months ago... and don't text that word to me!
Sara: Possessed?
Small Big Man: No. You know which word.
Sara: Shit.
Small Big Man: 😠
Sara: ok, I won't text it to you...
Sara [voice message]: *Shit*
Small Big Man: SARA!
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Rip AKA Time Dick
Season 2-3
Sara: so can we have our ship back?
Time Dick: so can you change my name back to Rip
Sara: so can we have our ship back?!
Time Dick: no.
Sara:still a time dick, then
Time Dick: I can get you a raise at sink shower and stuff if you stop bothering me
Time Dick: Sara...?
Sara: so can we have our ship back AND a raise?
Time Dick: Oh my god
Sara: is that a yeeessssss
Time Dick: I have to go, I have to deal with a time emergency
Sara: But you don't, the Legends can.
Time Dick: ...
Time Dick: how did you even get this number, it's specific to Time Bureau agents!
Sara: It's a long story.
Time Dick: Shorten it.
Sara: I slept with one of your agents, stole his badge, had Ray hack into the Time Bureau network, and got your number. And then I dispersed it to the rest of the team.
Time Dick: Ah, so that's why I keep getting messages saying I'LL BURN YOU and YOU'LL DIE BY FIRE...
