Dekubowl [DISCONTINUED]

2/2 of part 8

-Togo (Male Toga... I know I made such a creative name for her genderbend no need to praise me ;v;) POV

"HAHAGAhgh-" 

*cough cough*

 WE HAVE DONE THE UNTHINKABLE! THE GREATEST MOST AGH-"

 "SHUT UP! THE STUPID SO-CALLED 'HeRoS' WILL THINK WE'VE COMMITED A CRIME AND PUNISH US AGAIN!"

 "Wait a minute hol up-" 

"WHAT I'M TRYING TO-" 

(sfx)BLAM! Dabi slammed headfirst into Cemntoss while carrying MY precious! 

But I've gotta say he looks 1000x hotter now that his head is bleeding😏😩 

"YOUNG MAN NO RU-" 

"SHUT IT SIDEWALK I'M DOING SOMETHING IMPORTANT!"

 "I-"

 "BAHAHAHAHAHAH 'SIDEWALK' DABI YOU'RE KILLING ME HERE I MIGHT BUST A LUNG!"

 "SHUT UP YOU CAN'T TALK WHEN YOUR A F**KING VAMPIRE"

 "But...you did this for what?" 

"Why not?" 

"Why?"

 "Why not?"

 "Why tho?" 

"S**TTY EXTRAS!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY DEKU?!" 

"Goddammit-"

 "Bakubro! Wait a sec- is that Cemtoss cry in a corner..?"

 "I'M NOT CRYING I'm...Meditating with onions and my eyes are ...watering?" 

"Ummm..ok teach whatever you say..." 

"Mmhm..."

 "Zuzu..?" 

"Oh...Kacchan what happened?" 

"Nothing much, just go back to sleep..ok Zuzu?" 

"Ok Kachan.." 

:O was this the same angry pomeranian that came charging at us just a few seconds ago?! 

"Zuzu?"

 Dabi looked at The angry boom boom man with a look of jealousy in his eyes 

"Ooooh~Dabi are you-" 

he looked at me warningly and for the sake of my life I shut up...he's SUPER~ scary when he gets mad

 "Yeah that's right Zuzu~ we are super close like closer than close we're practically married so BACK OFF EXTRA"

 "Are you sure because he seemed to be running from you just a few minutes ago" 

Shiggy appeared out of breath behind the fire-truck redhead kid

 "Also YOU TWO MF IDIOTS!" 

Oop I didn't think he would catch up this fast-

(sfx) *BAM*

-Dabi POV-

"...WTF?" 

Me, Shiggy, and the weird stupid HeRo kids screamed in union as a dollar store Pikachu-looking kid slammed into Togo knocking the fu*king leech out 

"OH S*IT?! DID I KILL A MEMBER OF THE REHAB COURSE?!" 

"Ahhh~ you look even cuter with all that blood~" 

"Oh- I just knocked him out-"

"KAMIBRO!"

 "KIRIBRO! BAKUBRO! I saw Kiribro running as I finished bringing my bags in soo I decided to follow...and is that Mr. Cemntoss-" 

"I'm meditating with onions" 

"but-"

 "I said I'm meditating with onions." 

"..." 

I took the moment of awkwardness to make a getaway with the huge innocent-looking boy but it wasn't long after his feral ass friend started charging after me like a fu*king bull 

"Wait a minute...who's the giant in Todrokis brothers arms? Wait a minute is that the new student?"

I can't believe the audacity of this fu*ker saying 

'OoOh We'Re SoOoOoO cLoSe'

 Then he fu*king attacks me while his so-called "husband" is in MY arms but there was a way for me to get out of the situation without getting MY husband...well at least future husband...hurt and I would've... but just as I started to get lost in my thoughts I got trapped in what seemed to be a grey scarf and I tried to burn my way out but I couldn't...oh f*ck I know this stupid a*s scarf... 

"I was informed students from my class were causing a commotion in the hall...Cemntoss for god's sake get the fuck off the floor your a grown man, teacher, and pro hero these brats look up to you" 

"I just know you're not talking to me with that stupid sleeping bag you use to sleep in front of your class." 

"I know you did not just bring my sleeping bag into this."

 "But I did. What are you gonna do about it." 

 "what's going on?"

 I looked down into my arms and my heart melted and I swear I could feel the blood rush to my face.

The sleepy greenette had regained consciousness and after rubbing his eyes for a bit looked up at me with his emerald green eyes half-lidded and a bit drowsy. 

Oh god how I'd kill to wake up to that face each morning 

"EEEEEHHHH?!" 

He looked around and looked back at me and started squirming around trying to break free

"Sorry sweetheart looks like we're stuck together~"

He turned scarlet red and I cringed internally from that cheesy ass line I just said but it was worth it to see him flustered... 

"HEY PROBLEM CHILDREN STOP FLIRTING," 

He said as he pulled both of us in with his scarf. 

"You. Drop him."

 "HEY DON'T SPEAK TO ME LIKE A MOTHER FUCKING DOG I-" 

"DROP. HIM."

 "....Yessir" 

Although it pained me to let go of the cutie mentally I didn't want my body being hurt physically, but damn being talked to like a fucking dog pissed me off and bruised my ego.. 

" (random extras) *hehe* *snort* *what a loser*" 

"You got something to say wannabes or are you just gonna snort like fucking pigs?"

. "You." He said while pointing at the greenette "

"Go to recovery girl your legal guardian already informed the school of your...condition and Bakugou you go with him to make sure he gets there ok" 

The little shit smirked at me as he left..that fucking prick I'll make sure he pays for it.

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-I'm too lazy and drained idk even how I wrote this...but anyways for the next chapter, I'm not even going to bother with self-censoring it's too much of a hassle and I'm kinda going off hiatus but I'll have slow updates so...yeah-

-Lots of love ❥❦❧

-Nadia_2009❃ ❂❁​❀❢ ❣

(P.S:I feel so fucking lazy rn this is probably the shortest one)