Chuckle Sandwich oneshots🧡

I'll Just Order Takeout.

(^art not mine)

Promt request from hella_strange_human

-Fluff-

-Third Person POV-

  Ted was standing in front of the stove stirring a pot of noodles. He swayed back and forth to his music as he prepared dinner for himself and his boyfriends, not hearing them come up behind him. Charlie wrapped his arms around him as Schlatt leaned on the counter. "Watcha doin' teddy bear?" Charlie asked nuzzling his face into Ted's shoulder.

  "Making dinner." Ted responded continuing to stir the pot in front of him. "Can we help?" "What...?" Ted stopped and looked over at Schlatt, who had a hopeful look on his face. "Ooo can we please baby??" Charlie said standing next to Schlatt. Ted looked at the two boys in front of him. "I thought you two couldn't cook?" Schlatt and Charlie shared a glance then looked at their boyfriend who had a his arms crossed, an eyebrow raised and a smile teasing his lips.

  Ted watched as his boyfriends slowly gave him the biggest puppy eyes ever. He stared at them for a few seconds before rolling his eyes chuckling, "Of course you can." he laughed. "I'll teach you." he said motioning for them to join him at the stove.

-Time Skip-

  The kitchen was an absolute disaster. A failed salad littered the ground, water had somehow spilled and different ingredients were mixed up on the countertop and and the floor. The garlic bread was burnt and a little on fire. Schlatt ran to get the fire extinguisher, returning quickly and spraying the bread. The three of them stood in silence before Ted broke it as he burst out laughing.

  Shortly Charlie and Schlatt joined in, all of them cracking up at the scene in front of them. "You know..." Schlatt said catching his breath, "...dinner isn't totally fucked." he said holding up his phone causing them all to laugh more. Eventually they calmed down and started to clean up. They each took a shower and decided on ordering pizza.

  Schlatt picked up his phone and ordered two large pizzas and two 2 liters of coke. "Hey guys, what movie do you wanna watch?" Charlie asked from the couch. "How about some comedy? Like Mean Girls or Legally Blonde?" Ted said looking at Schlatt who nodded, still talking on the phone. Charlie giggled turning on Netflix.

  The pizzas arrived just as they finished everything up. As Ted set the popcorn down, Schlatt went to go answer the door. "Two large stuffed crust pizzas and two liter sodas for Mr. Schlatt?" a short girl stood at the front door holding. "That's me." Schlatt smiled grabbing the boxes. "Babe help me out here please!" "Date night?" the girl asked unzipping the bag that held the sodas.

  "Yeah. Something like that." Ted said coming up behind Schlatt. She handed him the sodas as Schlatt handed her the money. "Thank you. Have a good night." She smiled, "You're welcome, good night." Ted closed the door behind her, giving Schlatt a kiss. They walked to the couch and sat down on either side of Charlie as he turned on Legally Blonde.

-Time Skip-

  After watching Legally Blonde and Mean Girls they started watching Heathers. Both the pizzas and sodas were nearly finished. Charlie was asleep in between the other two men, he had curled up into Ted with a pillow in his arms. Ted looked over at Schlatt  who looked back at him. "So...remind me never to ask to help you cook again." Schlatt laughed quietly, leaning into Ted more. Ted laughed with him putting an arm around him. "But if you never cook with me again I won't get this." Ted said as he kissed the top of Schlatt's head and pulled him closer, slowly nodding off to sleep.

A/N---Thank you for the promt hella_strange_human I kinda got carried away but I hope you like it. If you guys want to request some prompts please do, I would love that.<3

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