Promt request from Ghosty_Pal
TW:Drinking, implied sexual stuff, slight yelling
-I dont know what genre this would be considered O_O-
-Charlie's POV-
It was Schlatt's birthday and he had wanted to go to dinner and then the bar. We had already finished dinner and were heading to the bar. Ted wore a 'MILK' crewneck with jeans and Schlatt wore a red hoodie with black skinny jeans. I decided that I would dress pretty feminine tonight, I had on a short black skirt with a light green crop top and fishnets.
I topped it off with a black and white varsity type jacket I had found in Ted's closet. As we pulled up in the parking lot Ted turned to me as he turned off his truck. "Babe quick question...why did you decide to dress so feminine tonight?" I smiled. "I dunno just felt like it I guess." I said quickly giving them both pecks on the cheek and getting out of the vehicle.
As we walked into the bar I could feel people staring. I couldn't tell if they were good stares or bad stares so I just walked a little closer to Ted and Schlatt. They both sat at the bar while I just stood between them as we ordered our drinks. Whisky for Schlatt, margarita for Ted, and a Dirty Shirley cocktail for me. I looked around taking in my surroundings. There were neon LED strips around the whole place as a live rock band played on the other side of the bar.
I looked back at Schlatt to catch him staring at me smirking. I felt my face heat up. "W-what..?" I stuttered out. He grabbed my hand and pulled me towards him, wrapping his arms around my waist. We were inches apart when he asked "You ok with this?". I nodded, connecting our lips and linking my arms around his neck. As we parted I put my hands on his chest to stabilize myself. "Woah..." I said out of breath, he smiled down at me.
"What was that for?" I said leaning into him. "You have no right to be that fucking sexy baby boy." he said into my ear as I giggled. I felt Ted join us from behind and repeat my actions with Schlatt. As the night went on I got hit on a little bit but nothing to serious. We danced, drank, made out plenty and had a lot of fun.
A few hours had gone by when Ted and Schlatt went to grab some more drinks. I decided to wait for them against the wall next to the band, seeing someone approach me in the corner of my eye. "Oh great..." I mumbled as he stood next to me. "Hey...you here alone? I could give you some company-" "No actually, I'm not." I cut him off, hoping he would leave.
"C'mon sweetheart, let me buy you a drink." he said getting in front of me. "I'm actually waiting on a drink right now so no thank you." I said sounding extremely bitchy. "Aww don't play hard to get with me." he smirked. God, he was so fucking persistent. "Don't you wanna be with a real hot guy like me?" "Pffffttt--oh my fucking god you? Hot? Please. You ever heard of a mirror dickhead? Fuckin' look every once in a while dumbass." He looked visibly shocked. I guess he wasn't used to rejection and insults. He laughed it off, smirking at me again, "Damn...you are feisty, tougher than you look."
"I'm not feisty, I'm just not fucking interested ok!?" I almost yelled. I tried to leave but, he had me cornered. "C'mon babe...let's go somewhere more...private..." "No fuck you asshole!" "Gladly." My face was probably a mix of disgust and fear. "Listen I-" "He already said he wasn't interested asshole." I heard a stern familiar voice say as the guy was forcefully turned around. I quickly darted behind Schlatt hugging Ted. "Who the hell are you guys!?" the guy half yelled looking between Schlatt and Ted. "His boyfriends, dumbass." Ted butted in hugging me tighter.
"I suggest you move on right now motherfucker....before you say something you regret." Schlatt growled, staring down at him. "Babe..." I started, putting my hand on his arm. "Let's just go home, please." He turned to me his face softening a little as he nodded. We started walking out, I was so ready to go home and get some sleep. "You know you're missing out on a good time cutie..." We heard a voice say from behind us. I stopped walking and grabbed Ted's drink from his hand. I smiled up at them "One second." I turned around and walked right back up to the guy behind us.
"Well...look who finally came arou--" I cut him off with a slap across the face. I gave him the fakest, bitchy-ist smile I could, looking him dead in the eye. "If you ever...ever have the fucking balls to talk to me again..." I paused gritting my teeth. "...you won't have them anymore douchebag." I finished and splashed the drink in his face, walking away. I joined hands with my boyfriends leading them to the truck as they looked at me with shocked but proud expressions.
I smiled, also proud of myself. That should teach that fucker to take no for an answer.
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