Bloopers

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This is what i imagined if there's actually bloopers on their acting >:)

Enjoy... I guess?

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Mr Cheese : My name Mr cheese!

T.G : SHUT UP Mr.... cheese.......

*CUT*

Director : The Gentleman, you should've yell at him and strangle him at the same time!

T.G : Well, excuse me, but i'm not going to strangle my boyfriend!

M.C : *blushed rapidly*

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Player : oh, my name's not Player.....

My name......

*CUT*

Director : Well, actor switch!

Mr egg : Good job Player, you actually make me scared back there!

Player : Sorry, Mr egg, i didn't meant to....

M.E : Okay, Mr cheese! Are you done yet?

M.C : *struggles using the suit*

M.C : Shit. This thing is so damn small.....

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Player : *Shots Greaser*

P : Let's get outta here....

Veteran : yep!

*Cut*

Director : Veteran, i know you disliked Greaser so much.

Greaser : *cri*

Director : But, you have to act like you're really, really sad by his death. And you have to cry dramatically.

V : Not going to.

D : Why?

V : i'm not paid for this.

*Drags Player*

V : Yep, i'm actually outta here.

D : HEY COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT!!!

G : *LAUGHTER*

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Captain : *teary eyes* Well. Time to take out the trash....

M.C : *pushes Player*

P : *gets yeeted to lava*

*CUT*

D : *facepalm* Mr. Cheese! You have to push yourself and Captain to the lava! Not pushing Player!

M.C : Wrong Person?

D : YES.

M.C : only if you give me and The Gentleman more romantic scenes together, i will do it.

D : Alright, ALRIGHT!!

D : Now, where's Captain?

C : *yeets himself to lava*

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M.C : Wants some cheesy burger, Player?

P : No thanks, i'm lactose intolerant

P : *eats pizza*

D : *facepalm*

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Player, to Mother : Well, if i'm the impostor this whole time, i would've killed you back in Navigation, right?

Mother : Oh, thats-

M.C : *oof-* Player? HAVE WE WON YET AS THE IMPOSTOR?

*CUT*

D : *annoyed* STONER, STOP TALKING TO CAPTAIN AND DO YOUR JOB SERIOUSLY!!!

Stoner : *holding a rope* meh, sorry bro. I'm just flirting to Marshmallow over here.

C : *releases rope then does "running in the 90' " style or something.*

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Gnome : *panicked* ITS VETERAN, VOTE HIM RIGHT NOW!!!!

C : but why?

G : He's literally... He's literally..... *Wheeze to death*

V : I'm cooking some scrambled egg here, want some?

M.E : *hides in the vent*

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Poopyfarts : *does the ritual to call No-visor lmao-*

Player and Wizard : Oh no! It's him the whole time??? *Hugs each other*

Veteran : *bursts into room* WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU HUG MY BOYFRIEND, YOU LITTLE SHIT?!

D : VETERAN, NO!!!

No-visor : when do i got my screen time? It's been 69 Times and i still doesn't got any......

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Player : So how's your first game?

Dum : i got a victory!

P : BUT HOW???

Dum : STOP YELLING AT ME BROTHER!!!

P : I'M NOT YELLING I'M JUST ASKING HOW DID YOU GOT YOUR FIRST VICTORY???

D : YOU'RE COMPLETELY YELLING AT ME!!!

Captain, to the director : What should i said?

Director : *dIreCtOR.eXe haS StoPPed wOrKInG.*

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Yep, it's official.
I'm bad at everything.
Hope you enjoyed this CRINGEWORTHY nonsense that i made lmao-

Btw a new oneshot Will be posted soon
Its cringy comedy.
But i think i need some comedy before getting to angst.
Yep i'm no funni lmao-

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