[[Basically just dumb camp camp scenarios I thought off a while ago (teddy)]]
Neil: I am the left brain, I am the left brain. I work really hard 'til my inevitable death brain.You got a job to do, you better do it right, and the right way is with the left brain's might
Y/n:*pushes Neil out the way*I like Oreo's and pussy, yes! In that order!
And I cried for at least an hour after watching Toy Story 3, WOODY!
I am the right brain, I have feelings, I'm a little all over the place but I'm lustful, trustful and I'm looking for somebody to love, or put my penis in!======================================================================
Max:who the fuck is that?!*points at daniel*Y/n: GORDON RAMSEY!!!
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*Neil and max shirtless int hat one episode*Y/n: not in front of my salad :(
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Daniel:*looking at brainwashed campers* look at all theses chickens!
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David:*gets hit by bus* mothertrucker dude that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick *smiles*
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~Episodes
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-Cult camp-
David: And that concludes my presentation on what is, and is not, a baseball.David: So, any questions?
David: Yes, Max.
Max: Who the fuck is that?!
David: Why, what an excellent question!
David: Campbell campers, I'd like you all to give a warm welcome to our newest co-counselor,
Y/n: JONH CENA *blows the song with two flutes using her nose*
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-cookin cookies-
Sasha:*on phone* your not coming to my tea party? Miss. Priss I made BISCUITS!!Tabii and Erin:*sadly holds meth cookies*
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