Gremlin/Hazamada X Reader

Hazamada calls u hot. <3

Let's skip to the part where Hazamada is on the walk with u and Surface and Hazamada gets mad bc nobody says bye to him. nobody needs the whole dialogue of "hey my stand is the copy robot from perman bc im an immature dingus who likes the bb queens even tho im a 17 year old boy,  but lets talk abt that kids show." Lol (ignore the pic it was the only one I could find jajajaja)
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"Soo, let me get this straight," You inhaled looking at Hazamada's stand, Surface, "Your stand, your ability and/or power is from Perman?" You asked, "Correct." Hazamada said happily, "You're that immature that your stand is from a kids show? Pathetic." You scoffed, "Hey! Wouldn't you want a stand from an anime?!" Hazamada snapped pointing his knife at you, "Chill short stuff, you can't contain all that fury in that small body." You giggled taking the knife pushing it back into his pocket. Hazamada just huffed and crossed his arms. "I really don't wanna beat this guy up Toshikazu." You said in all seriousness, "W-why don't you? He's popular, he doesn't even know we exist." Hazamada asked sadly, he thought you of all people would help him with this. "Toshikazu, do you seriously want to go through with this?" Your face seemed more calm now, seeing how Toshikazu seemed hesitant as well. "Um... yes.. only if you help me though." He mumbled.

"Josuke seems like a good kid, but I'll help you out. If you really want me to." You sighed, "He's just a damn delinquent who takes pride in his dumb hair." Your friend said getting mad all over again. "Chill Toshi." You frowned wrapping your arms around his waist. "Are you trying to be seen as my significant?" Hazamada asked laughing slightly as he held onto one of your hands. "Nah, just this." You said putting your hands lower and reaching into his pocket to grab his pocket knife. "Listen here Hazamada, if you try to start any trouble with Josuke I'll cut your neck." You said pointing the knife to his neck, of course you were bluffing but you hoped it wasn't obvious. 

"Why won't you just help..!?...me..." Hazamda started to ask before another freshman walked up to the fake Josuke handing him a love letter. "Th..this is for you, JoJo." She handing him the letter blushing before running off embarrassed. "GOD FUCKING DAMN IT! WHY DON'T GIRLS GIVE ME LOVE LETTERS?" Hazamada yelled angerily before he noticed all the girls waving goodbye to his stand. "And now you got chicks sayin' bye to you, huh?" Hazamada sighed, "Girls are more than they're appearances Hazamada." You said looking at a girl Hazamada was staring at, "You're just saying that because that one girl in math class stares at you a lot." Hazamada groaned. "Wait, she was staring at me?" You asked pointing to yourself obviously excited, "Of course she was, You sit by the window, the sun is always reflecting your hair, it makes you look hot." Hazamada said slightly jealous. You just grinned. "Oi, boss," Surface began, "The letter the girl gave me is actually kind of sweet." Surface said smiling at the sweet words. "Yeah? Well it wasn't made for you!" Hazamada hissed ripping the paper. You slapped Hazamada before grabbing his and Surface's wrist and walking foward. "You're really annoying, you know that Hazamada?" 

"Yeah.. I know." 

"Fix your face, you look gross."

Hazamada's face just looked more sad, you let go of both of their wrist and squished his cheeks. "I said to fix your face." You repeated yourself sternly before bursting out laughing. "Whats so funny?" Hazamada asked confused, "Nothing." 

Soon enough, the real Josuke got a bunch of pieces of glass and pointed them towards Surface's hands, breaking them and making the mannequin's wood visible. "Koichi.." "The shrimp" you and Hazamada said at the same time. "Put your hand in your pocket." Hazamada ordered his stand. "Y/L/N? What are you doing with him?" Koichi called out to you. You stood there stunned, this was your chance to stop Hazamada from getting beat up, but at the same time you didn't really understand the whole situation. "Stay with me please." Hazamada asked grabbing your left hand with both of his. You sighed, "I, uh, sorry Koichi." You yelled slightly, before running off with Hazamada and Surface. 

"Why do you wanna beat 'em up? You never explained that." You asked hoping for a decent reason/answer. "I'm part of a group of stand users.. none of them have been able to beat Josuke and his nephew." 

"HE HAS A NEPHEW!?" You gasped before Hazamada hushed you. "Damn it, a train is coming." Surface pointed out, "We'll just take a different route." Toshi suggested. You sighed and just followed him, "I don't really like your stand Hazamada." You told him, "Huh? Why not?"
"You don't like Perman!?" He asked with a mad face, it was laughable honestly, seeing how he was so mad even though he was so small. The forehead didn't help either. "No it just gets in the way sometimes, you know?" Hazamada thought to himself, 'it just gets in the way sometimes, you know' He then looked at his stand, seeing it's form as Josuke. Anger built inside him before Y/N grabbed his hand hesitantly. "Please don't use your stand on me Toshi." They asked looking at him.