Natasha: Hey, I'm going yo McDonald. Do ya'll want anything?
Steve: Bucky to be alive
Tony: A functional life
Thor: A normal family
Y/n: A boyfriend
Dusty: The ability to confess to my three crushes and the will to be the best I can be every single day of my life
Natasha: . . .
Natasha: Guys, I have like $12
I modified everything except what Natasha and Steve said. Also, I don't have any crushes irl.