Natasha: My advice for a haunting? Every time something creepy happens, turn in the direction of whatever it was, pause a moment, then slowly lick your lips and say "do that again" in your most seductive voice. The ghost will feel very awkward and leave immediately.
Steve: But what if the ghost makes advances back?? I won't have a plan then!!
Clint: What if the ghost does it back?
Wanda: What if it's a horny ghost?
Y/n: Then fuck the ghost you cowards
Natasha: Exactly
Peter & Me (Dusty), from the distance: Not if it's Casper though!!