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Natasha: My advice for a haunting? Every time something creepy happens, turn in the direction of whatever it was, pause a moment, then slowly lick your lips and say "do that again" in your most seductive voice

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Natasha: My advice for a haunting? Every time something creepy happens, turn in the direction of whatever it was, pause a moment, then slowly lick your lips and say "do that again" in your most seductive voice. The ghost will feel very awkward and leave immediately.

Steve: But what if the ghost makes advances back?? I won't have a plan then!!

Clint: What if the ghost does it back?

Wanda: What if it's a horny ghost?

Y/n: Then fuck the ghost you cowards

Natasha: Exactly

Peter & Me (Dusty), from the distance: Not if it's Casper though!!

Peter & Me (Dusty), from the distance: Not if it's Casper though!!

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