The Ultimate "Werido"

A very 'Weird' First impression.

Hi my name is Asuka Chika and I'm the ultimate weirdo (yes, that's my actual talent).

(that's what I look like)

Don't be fooled by how I look, I'm actually very chaotic and hyper. Anyways I was accepted into a school called Hope's Peak Academy. A very fancy name and I heard whoever graduated from that high school is Guaranteed to be successful, so TAKE THAT MICHELLE!!!!! I'm starting to wonder why these people decided to enroll me into a very fancy place like this??? Anyways as I'm walking into my new campus, I feel like I overdosed on vitamin gummies and passed out.

 I wake up finding myself inside some sort of classroom and everything and, I mean EVERYTHING was barricaded except for the door. I found a piece of paper on a table saying to meet in the gym around 8 o'clock sharp. I looked up at the clock to find out that I'm actually 23 minutes late so I ran for the door, forgetting to open it and ended up with a bloody nose. I opened the door and I whispered "run" and I started booking down the hall to the gym.  As I finally reached the door I swung them open and yelled "WHATS UP FUCKERS!!!!". Everyone just looked at me in a weird way. A guy in a white suit came up to me and said sternly "YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE FOR BEING TARDY ON YOUR FIRST DAY-" I cut him off by doing a weird pose and sucked in air to imitate a scream of some sort. That made everyone look at me more weirdly, I said "well fuck first impressions, Hello, Hola, banjor, and all the different other languages. My name is Asuka Chika......" I stopped there to add dramatic suspension. "The ultimate.....Weirdo" I said enthusiastically. 

Everyone was caught off guard when I told them my talent. "Wait, what's your talent again?" A guy with long pointy hair asked very confusedly. "I thi mortal, am the ultimate weirdo!!!" I said strutting a pose, Everyone was still looking at me very confused. I looked around to find a weird bear on the podium and shouted "HOLY SHIT, IT'S A RAT!?!?". The bear looked a bit angry and said "I'M NOT A RAT, I'M MONOKUMA!!!" "A TALKING RAT!!!" I yelled as I ran up to it and chucked it to another dimension. Everyone looked at me horrified as I just tilted my head in curiosity, "why are you guys looking at me like that, I'm starting to get a little scared." I said, I hear the same squeaky voice from earlier "Violence against the headmaster is strictly prohibited, you will be punished accordingly!" It smiled as I fell off the stage ass first. "WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT I CHUCKED YOU INTO THE NEXT DIMENS-" before I could finish speaking I feel a pain in my chest, I look down to see I was impaled by a spear. I decided to play along and act like I died, making my body go limp. Then after a few seconds I said "Blaugh, BLOOD, BLOOD, BLOOD AND DEATH" I said putting my hand on my forehead and sticking out my tongue. "BITCH, I DRANK LAUNDRY DETERGENT JUST FOR FUN, DO YOU REALLY THINK A SPEAR TO MY CHEST IS GONNA DO ANYTHING!!!!" I yelled, taking out the spear.